Your ideal obituary
Everyone can join in one this one.
Everyone knows newspapers have already written obituaries for everyone publically significant, and that stars are always trying to sneak into secret offices to find out what's been written about them. But supposing, under a false name, you were to wangle your way into the obituary section of a national broadsheet, and were assigned to write *your own* obiturary. What would you write?
My lunchbreak has now ended, so I'll have to think about it and post mine later on. When I get back, I hope to find that this thread has been embraced as the faction-uniting entity it claims to be and has zillions of posts from all the quiet, belittled ABCTales lurkers on it. If not, then I shall be forced to conclude that none of us exist, which will be very frightening for me.
Kapow!
Hen