Friday Joke
A guy sees a sign in front of a house in Harrow, "Talking Dog for Sale" He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. He goes into the backyard and sees a nondescript black terrier sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yeah" the dog replies.
"So what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I got on the blower and told MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. My undercover name was K9 and I was one of their most valuable spies for many years."
"Eventually the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings, was awarded a bunch of medals, got a wife, had pups, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog. The owner says, "a tenner for cash."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Cos he's a bleedin' liar. He's never done any of that stuff"
Have a nice weekend.
