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A R S E C R E S S M A N !

GASP! as he falls asleep in front of the tv.
SCREAM! as he walks briskly to the offie.
And BOKE! as he gurgitates all the way to the bank.

Whevever there is smoke.
Whenever your tubes pop open.
If you find yourself watching the learning zone with a sinking heart...

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A R S E C R E S S M A N !