Carnival

Don't go cos of the crowds. With all the winin and grinin, this thread is still about sex. Dancing to calypso and soca is the dirtiest dancing I know

I'll be going on Sunday. Its always the better day in my book, less mad. I love dancing at Carnival, its one of my highlights of the year. Ralph

Is that dancing in the true sense of the word Ralph or do people think you're having a fit

or you look like you've got a poker up your back?

Carrnival?

Soory Flash The Notting Hill Carnival. You northerners know nothing about roots and culture

I was a disco dancing champ in my youth.

ah ha...it ain't disco dancing we do at the carnivaaal. so you might be going a bit wrong there.

Isn't one of the main attractions of Carnival the opportunity to smoke pot openly in full view of police officers?

does that mean you're going?

Yes. I missed the last two years and that's just unreasonable behavoir. Probably Sunday because I just love to see the kid's parade.

your spelling is crazee. behaviour. isn't sunday meant to be a bit crappy cos it's kids day. i'm thinking monday.

yeah man. Behaviour was a problem for me for ages. And then I worked with somebody who had been to Journalist school and knew good tricks. She told me that behaviour has 'an IOU in the middle'. I loved that. You're fairly new here love so I won't upbraid you too harshly. But forum etiquette requires that you never question anybody's spelling. A) Because it pisses me off and B) we'd be here forever.

You're very edgy today Studley, where's all your mirth gone? Relax and sit back your comy chair. Marchy keep telling us off about our speeling mistooks, i like authority in a lady.

I love Carnival but can't go this year. I have a mate who has a flat right in the middle of the area which is really useful for a bit of chill space during it, which does help. No, you can't have his address. Get on over and shake your bootie. Eat the goat thingies too - so hot you can't taste the goat.

sorry can't help myself - it's what i do for a living.

I know, I'm only joking. Actually, I don't know. You're a sub editor?

no i'm an editor. but it isn't as high brow as that might sound.

Shouldn't that be "But it isn't as highbrow as it might sound"

Yes you're sacked.

ha ha Flashy. yeah i know that's you.

Funny Stuart you always seem to be correcting mine

Studley is a capricious character vicky at the best of times, today he's in a particularly funny mood.

His Lordship has a friend who lives in Notting Hill? Well I never would have guessed that. I have never ever ever ever corrected anybody's ever never ever. And. Gail Appleby. Hmmmmm......? Gail Appleby.

Gill Appleby, Studley not Gail, Gill. You've not been reading some tales have you?

o btw stuey i prefer not to be called love (that's northern and not very rappy) keep to the babes from now on matey.

If just one more of you ball lickers calls me Studley, stutart, stuprat, stuold or stuey or whatever I swear, I will bomb on you like Tupac. And you don't want that. I silenced Wiggins, the Salaryman and little GVW and I will slap your flapping jaws shut next. So don't @!#$ with me.

o for crying out loud. you are such a baby. i've never called you stuprat...never heard of that one before...and you SAID you liked being called stuey YESTERDAY. why don't you get a name that isn't so easily flexible...like mine. ...such a baby. tsk tsk.

Studley wilbore Ramster you love it you know you do, lighten up baby it's the weekend and knotty ash carnival time has arrived in Londinium. Ramster are your parents Scottish by any chance, just that's a fine Scottish name you have. Stuold was one of your own creation's i believe, Stugorr. I don't lick balls btw.....but i can't speak for Marchy.

oo i just now saw that bit about my name. you litte poos. funny but people were always mistaking me for a Gail when i was younger. but STUART obviously can't read properly.

oooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhh splutter splutter splutter

and now i've removed my email addy cos you've made me feel suddenly very nervous. Harry Umph (and i haven't said that in a long time*darn*, or used asterisks)

Nervous?

why does you writing that make me even more nervous?

Im baffled, why would you be nervous?

SHe's scared of getting cyber-harrassed. Well I'm getting an early dart tonight because I'm tired, bored and fed up. So you can take this web site and shove it up your @!#$. And if you see me at carnival, don't say hello, you'll show me up in front of all my cool mates. Snooch to the nooch good buddies. 10-4

Good night Stugorr.

You lot can even kill the life of thread about the carnival & you said me & spaggy were boring!

guess what made me nervous was the fact that Stuart felt the need to say what he thought was my name twice. actually cyber harrass me all you want, i'm not scared. even if i remove it now it's still there.

Well i've read a few of your stories, Marchy so i pretty sure knew your name wasn't Gail, so i checked when Stuart started rabbiting on, sorry if that unnerved you. I thought your stories were excellent btw, i've got cats so i wasn't too sure about 'Butcher man'. Have a nice weekend anyway.

no it didn't...it's all fine. stuart unnerves me, not you. thanks Flashy. and i'm sorry about the cat. i don't hate cats (mostly) it was kind of a word generated thing so the cat just happened. u have a nice weekend too.

Belle i never said you an Spaggy were boring. Did i?

Yes

How could I?

Obviously very easily love

I must have been young and immature at the time.