Ralph's love

Fish, you are in choppy water there my sweet. Good to see you nisit the site though. You are all way off the mark. The girl in question left this site a long time ago. If you want a clue, think The Letters Acadamy. Who knows where she is now. Ralph

Yeah, and I'm Father Christmas!

You people actually meet each other off-line? I would never ever do something like that.

I'm Ralph's girlfriend - I am neither fat as a barrel or slim as a cigar - average build, brunette, blue eyes - and yes I do look out for him - not always easy but he can be a really great person - nobody is perfect - we are all flawed but I do love him. And yes, Stuart, we do meet off line! Madness, I know, and may I applaud you on your common sense! x

Yes Stuart i think you're probably right there.

Yeah, and i'm the sugar pl.......... *Wonders how much Vicky wants for the negatives*

Stuart, is that because no one wants to meet you

LOL

Flash.....negatives belong to me. It WAS MY COSTUME afterall! Elizabeth.....come on now behave. Them that can do. Them that can't....talk, scream or even brag about it!

PS...thought yer name was Jane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smashing!

Stuart would never meet anyone for real cos he is happy hiding his stupid personality behind what he sees as intelligent wit. Yes we all have flaws but larph has more than the Empire State building and you're biased anyway. I do admire your perversity though.

Well I will come to the next poetry evening and prove it - I was actually at the last one. There are at least three people, other than Ralph, on ABC - who know me. Missis, just make sure you are at the next ABC poetry evening - meet me in person. I am 5' 10 1/2". brunette. Spag - where are you - visit form the states and tell them I exsist!

And I yours, missi, as demonstrated frequently through your posts!

I'm flattered that you read them.

By the way, how is the lad? He hasn't started a thread now for 6 days, is he ill? Are you mistreating him? And is his claim to be hung like a horse true?

Six days Georgie boy. Are you stalking me? Freak! Love you. Ralph x

er.........????????

Sorry Flash - am round at R's tonight, hence he mistakenly replied in my name as I was the last one on the computer - read into that whatever you like , Missi - I can assure you the only self abuse 'Larph' is into is being a regular on this site. If he's not posting regularly, it is simply because a) he's too busy doing other things, and b) he's hung like the Empire State building you claim he hides behind! Then, c) he's busy having a life and rampant.....fun

Is that Bi-curious Just

ralph ig you carry on posting in different names you will definitely be hung,

Do you mind- I'm eating.....

I find the term 'Ralph's Girlfriend' a bit of a contradiction but then as he uses several identities (and always has) how are we to know if it's actually a misguided female or the self-promoting oik himself, bragging about the dimensions of his drainpipe? I know I have been known to use other names but then I have never claimed to be 'hung like a horse', I would in fact be quite happy to be considered 'average' in the appendage dept and in anycase have always believed that preoccupation with ones vital statistics is a sign of deep-rooted dissatisfaction and probably also an indication of an inferiority complex.

Wotcha eating? Meat and 2 veg?

No, honestly, I am Ralph's girlfriend - he is not posting under another identity - I was a bit drunk when I posted last night though. Missi, I do read your posts - fantastic entertainment.

can\'t think what you mean...## Anyway, back to the main plot.... So,who do you think Ralph would go for amongst the WOMEN? Dark,blonde,fat as a barrel, slim as a cigar? Christ,I can\'t believe that no-one speculated. I have about a few people... Liana and ileg, Fish and Martin T,Jay and Karl, Wolfgirl and Mark..... Come on,my day is dull...

Being a bloke doesn't necessarily make you safe.

Blimey, must be a slow day at the office to bring that one up. Why do so many of you hate me and love me by turns? Yeah, I used to fancy a girl on here, but because of my pathetic behaviour at the time I never stood a chance. Anyway, suffice to say that I now have a beautiful girlfriend who is attempting to put me on a straight and narrow path. It wavers sometimes but on the whole it is working out in a way that I never ever expected. I wrote a piece about the development of this relationship that is a bit twee for sure but honest. http://www.abctales.com/abcplex/viewStory.cgi?s=38483 Have a good weekend everyone. Ralph

Smashing...

"I now have a beautiful girlfriend who is attempting to put me on a straight and narrow path. It wavers sometimes but on the whole it is working out in a way that I never ever expected." Oh dear..........still on the borderline then? Perhaps it was a bloke yer fancied? The mind boggles. Missi.............nah too strong. Karl...........nah too macho. MMMMMMMMMMM..............let me see!

Be careful with that razor poppit.....

now then Raif, you know I never shave...........I plait. :)

NVery Good. See you can be funny!

My award for funniest post of the week has to go to Sabelle: Wotcha eating? Meat and 2 veg?

me and martin t????

me and Mark? Poor poor Mark, what a terrible rumour (??) for the poor boy to hear. Needless to say, rumours of our affair have been greatly fabricated. I would never wish myself on anyone, especially that poor sweet innocent boy....

me and fish?.....

i am fond of martin t is is true but thankfully he is married and i do have my own abc romance ... fa la laaa (please note word romance is being used very loosely there)

furthermore i am not sure anyone could keep ralph on the straight or the narrow ...

Oh, I am sure. He is never straight and always narrow.