Northern Line beats Tav
Fri, 2003-10-31 11:25
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Northern Line beats Tav
Earlier this week I was contemplating the idea of asking William Hills for odds on whether the High Barnet branch of the Northern Line would be re-opened before Tav completed the updates to ABCtales.
I'm sorry to say that our maverick techie has today been comprehensively trounced by the incompetent fools at London Underground and the line in question is now running again.
Liana
How about... will natural gas run out before tav completes the rehaul? will the conservatives be in govt before we get our upload facility back? might king william be having a silver jubilee by the time we get a peek at a new last ten entered?
Elfy
...or, will Ann Widdecombe have lost her virginity before the site goes back up?
Flash
Or will Jordan lose her's
pais
... will there be world peace?
...will the characters on ABC general discussion be the subject of heated academic disagreement in a "People's Poetry of Early 21st Century" course at the Intel Global University? ... while the ordinary person taps into the Nostalgic Humour section on their folding light-monitor?
Elfy
C'mon Flash, Jordan, er, losing... never mind.
Flash
Ok Jodie then. Are you sure Sexy Ann hasn't been plucked?
Elfy
Euuuuuuu... I'm going to be sick...
pais
Ooo-er.
This hasn't got anything to so with Halloween by any chance.....?
Elfy
*cue The X Files theme*
stuart
Has somebody mentioned that this place is free?
And so anybody with a problem with the delay should just, like, shut up.
Somebody has?
Ok, fine.
mississippi
As you seem to be the person with the most problems stufart, perhaps you should take your own advice.
pais
So you don't "have a problem" with the delay then? Is there some sort of invisible line you're toeing Stuart? It must be the only boundary you haven't leaped over shouting Ha Ha.
Everyone has A Problem with the delay. If it goes on long enough people will forget about the site... if and when it finally starts working there will be major problems with it working properly...
Cassandra Has Uttered....
****All Hallows Night Tonight**** beware the Grave of ABCTales yawning wide.... beware the sounds of welcome emanating from the Techie Pit... you will be sucked in never to be seen in one piece again......
pais
Hahahaaaaa missi
stuart
> Everyone has A Problem with the delay.
How do you know?
Have you conducted a survey?
You shouldn't claim to speak for other people; it's a mark of immaturity.
The noble Lord Cook and his willing band of bowers and scrapers owe you nothing because they provide everything here for nowt.
Unless you're one of the suckers who actually sent in your £20 to become a 'friend'. Then, I suppose, you might feel aggrieved.
Rachel
"Unless you're one of the suckers who sent in your £20..."
It seems to me that the people who are "friends" of ABC are being the most patient, Stuart.
waiter
will Flasher ever say anything that isn't so tedious or smutty
Ralph
Stufart, theBumsbury. larph.
God that river boys wit jut kills me.
He is the new Mike Yarwood you know.
He has a huge willy as well I've heard
Ralph
x
Flash
c'mon Waiter reveal yourself...........sorry that was smutty and tedious.
The answer must be no then.
stuart
I don't know - Larph is quite good.
Why is he a River Boy though?
mississippi
If only it was that easy Larph, if only.
mississippi
Rachel, Stufart and Larph are not the friends of anybody, I don't think they even like each other. Whoever told Larph I'm well-endowed is a liar though unlike him I am the proud possessor of several principles.