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can't you too just kiss and make up, missi - ralph it's xmas come on pucker, the both of you.. *waves mistletoe*

gravy on chips with lashings of vinegar is lovely , and maybe some petit pois

Yeah, but I think the general concensus is also that you're fine.. as long as you drop the KarlRalphMissiSandwich etc etc etc nonsense which is boring everyone stupid... there has been none over the last few days and look how much livlier the site is...

Is it just chips, or can i have gravy too? Us northerners are so common, i know...

Curry Sauce surely? Or gravy with mushrooms in it, as dark as creosote and as thick and sticky as wallpaper paste.

I'll have mayonnaise on mine please - it's a Dutch thing, y'know...

'Chips with Everything' is a play by Arnold Wesker. I was in it when I was a drama student many years ago. I played Pip and I had a lisp. I was awful but awful with a lot of conviction. When I auditioned for RADA (i got in but my parents could not pay the fees, hence my personal hatred of what the goverment are doing now) I used an excerpt from it but also adopted a limp. I must have looked a right nutter. Anyway. I dont want to change the world I'm not looking for a new England Just looking for a donor kebab Fantastic with chips. Ralph

Chips please, with onion vinegar. *remembers diet* and a small green salad. [%sig%]

Mince with chips is very popular up here. That doesn't mean you impersonate Larry Grayson while you eat them btw.

It's not very fair of you, Ralph, to describe people with a lisp and a limp as being "right nutters." Mental illness is nothing to be laughed at, you know.

And mushy peas please - plus mint sauce.

See you just cant stop can you. I will not rise to it.

I worked in KFC in Brighton and a person from "The North" asked me for gravy to go on their chips. I laughed, thinking he was joking. But he wasn't.

I heard you had trouble getting a rise Larph, I wondered why Lizzie departed.