Jurassic Todger

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Fri, 2003-12-05 14:09

Jurassic Todger

According to newspapers reports today, scientists have found the worlds oldest penis in a fossil. 425 million years old. Must qualify them for a knobel prize.

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Fri, 2003-12-05 14:14

Flash

Was his name Herr Ugh Bobbit?

Fri, 2003-12-05 14:15

Rachel

Was it attached to a person?

Fri, 2003-12-05 14:21

martin_t

alas todger is one of my nicknames, thought that old man hox was trying to say i was old :-)

Fri, 2003-12-05 14:25

Rachel

I always wondered what the T was for Martin.

Fri, 2003-12-05 14:57

martin_t

my second name is togher, so todger wasn't a great leap....i love my friends...:-)

Fri, 2003-12-05 14:58

Hox

"The scientists say that the five-millimetre-long fossil is remarkably similar to some modern ostracodes, suggesting an extremely low rate of evolutionary change over the last 425 million years. As the discoverer of a new species, David Siveter and his co-researchers at Leicester University provided the name for the ostracode. They have called it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means "amazing swimmer with a large penis" BBC [%sig%]

Fri, 2003-12-05 15:23

Tony Cook

He's no good - he's dragging weed.

Fri, 2003-12-05 15:58

andrew pack

Feel very, very sorry for David Siveter's wife/girlfriend if he sees a 5 milimetre fossil and immediately thinks, 'hey, large penis, that's what I'll call it!'

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