ABC Naivety Play
Fri, 2003-12-19 00:55
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ABC Naivety Play
ok, the plot so far ... God (ABCTales) wanting a new version of itself, impregnates Mary (TCook) with an idea. Mary, not wanting to give birth to a ba.stard site, marries Joseph, the carpenter (Tav), who has promise.
Meanwhile, a new tax is imposed (VAT), and Mary and Joseph find they have to travel to bedlam to register. Being poor, they ride on an ass...
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Please continue, vacancies exist for the following roles:
Shepherds 1, 2 and 3
Three wise men (no, not those ones george) but these:
Melchior, Belthazar, and Gaspar (fish without a fag)
An angel (cough)
The Innkeeper
Sheep (numerous)
Crooks (3)
Stable
Crib
Herod (boo)
Various naive onlookers
mississippi
I can't imagine anyone on this site more suitable to play an angel than myself.
*sees Harley St surgeon about a wing transplant*
Tony Cook
But Tav was Herod all along - and the real Joseph was Elfyn - but he's not coming near my tackle.
Elf
Ahem!
sneak
Is there any position available for my cute little hamster?
mississippi
Third cross from the left on Calvary is vacant sneaky. You got the vermin, I got the nails.
Rokkitnite
I could go for being some kind of lowing ox type of deal, stormy, if that's on the menu... Christ on a bike, did that sentence make any sense?
Christ on a bike... now there's a thought for livening up the nativity.
stormy
ah yes, I forgot the role of ABC bike.
Flash
What about the Donkey? I wish i hadn''t asked that.
Rokkitnite
I can see debate raging over who is the abc bike, ho ho, nudge nudge.
stormy
the donkey is recovering backstage flash. please try to keep your hands on yourself during the production.
Flash
I can't promise but i will try.
stormy
good. now I'm going to bed with sheperd#3. night.