shit, bloody hell!
Fri, 2004-12-10 19:30
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shit, bloody hell!
There. That serves two purposes. Firstly it keeps Hen off the site during working hours (firewall), so we can all get at least eight hours a day that is free from pious self righteous justification and whinging. Secondly it tells everyone to stop fucking replying to that greco twat. He's not a 'novice', he's not a 'newbie' he's not 'JRR', he's the mancwanker with an axe to grind and too much stella to gargle.
Chin up bob roberts. Yeah, we know.
Bob Roberts
*sound asleep in comfy chair*
Hen
I couldn't get on the forum in the day anyway, you idiot. A surer way to be free of me is to fuck off back up your own arse.
Bob Roberts
*yawns, dribbles down front, nods of again...*
Bob Roberts
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stormy
heh, before this, no posts on the current page contained swearwords. Hyper-hen has obviously had too much cola today.
hitch
Hen and Radio are very fond of telling people to f***
*ff, aren't they? That's terrible language for educated people to use!
What's happening to the Middle Classes these days?
Too much time in their hands. Something is spending.
That last line was reminiscent of Wallace Stevens, wasn't it?
My next post will be reminiscent of Manzanita!
*predicts googlemeltdown*
Hen
You two are like a crazy double act, wryly smiling at the camera.
hitch
Thanks, Hen!
But we haven't been on stage together since Derby.
F*ck
Fu*k
Fuc*
That was nothing like Manzanita, was it?
ps
and shhh!
Hen,
I am really a double act with robert.
Watch this spaceship.
Hen
You mean you're two-timing Stormy? Oh what a tangled web you weave, the Hitch!
stormy
yeah, hitch is a two timer bitch
Hen
Mind you, I bet you've seen your fair share of jockeys crumpled up on your bedroom floor, haven't you, Tinkerbell?
hitch bitch
I am but a Whim of the Wind.
Uh, oh.
Bad move...
mississippi
Being an ill-educated working class yob, it's ok for ME to tell the snotty-nosed kid, pompous conceit in Norwich to FUCK OFF then, Eddie?
Hen
Not so much 'ok' as tiresomely predictable.
PG
typical of an 'ill-educated working class yob' - limitations of vocabulary.
mississippi
On the contrary, carefully chosen words of extreme accuracy. Given up your trolling for the time being monster cock?
Hen
Stop bringing up Paul's cock, you big perv!
hitch bitch
missi,
Working class is what I is.
Ill educated too, but trying hard to overcome that.
I've been told to fuck off many times but I don't think it harmed me.
The only reason I post now is to avoid having to write any more of those friggin poems. I'm sure there are many here who are grateful for that.
mississippi
I find your forum poems very droll as it happens.
Hen
Be careful with all these 'class' references! Rokkit'll be here like a shot with his witty and self-effacing jokes about urbs and 'burbs.