Good things man.
Well, This A.M., I'm drinking my morning coffee, eating my bagel and reading my e-mail...and what to my wondering eyes should appear but a....
E-mail proclaiming somebody has $2798677.16 of my unclaimed funds just waiting for me to claim it.
I'm trying to recall exactly which adoring rich aunt left me this or secretly deposited it in an account for me without anyone’s knowledge. It was either that or the Internal Revenue Service is refunding all the tax payments I've made throughout my life, as reward for being a good American citizen.
Maybe it's because somebody read one of my short stories here on ABCTales and published it without my permissions. This could be a royalty check?
I'm intrigued!



