ABC tales- lonely hearts column

Tai, You've mentioned your ass twice now (at least), so lets get a look at it and we'll tell you the truth.

Yes Tai. I think radio is right. *Winks at radio*

Attractive-ish, slim-ish, 29 year old near alcoholic computer programmer, likes unnusual cheeses, anchovies on pizza, kung-fu movies and sailing, seeks intellectual supermodel with own boat. Please send picture of boat.

Yeah lets see ya tai cheeks!

Cufflinks!!! Whoah, now that's my kind of girl! Geez, why didn't you say something all those years ago??? *gutted* OTOH, not sure how many androids read this forum. Are you willing to settle for a human or are you insisting on an android??

will settle on human if it doesn't mind being switched off from time to time.

*things are looking up*