April fool

Dan, the last time 2nd in-line achieved 1st was when the prince of wales shagged the yankee reject. In any case, at the moment 1st is Big Ears and surely second is his eldest.

i think its true and am going to prove it ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

that being the april fool. I was completely taken in at the time, which might have because I had just woken up, am plain gullible, or just don't give a toss.

This from the Guardian today. It's a belter. [%sig%]

Can I be 'lord of rocks'?

'I saw GMTV's april fool this morning... i cant believe they thought anyone would seriously fall for it. Cows fed on strawberries are producing flavoured milk...' Erm...i'm saying nothing more on this.

never underestimate stupidity

You mean to say that chocolate milk does NOT come from brown cows?

It took me two paragraph's to twig on the Mirror's story about using sheep to graze on Wembley's turf to keep it in mint condition ("Wembaahley"). For God's sake, I even skimmed over the claim that studies in Australia showed players were having "fewer allergic reactions" due to the reduction in chemicals. As if a player would ever say, "Boss, I hate to say this: I think I may be allergic to the pitch!" For f**k's sake.

'never underestimate stupidity.' You mean like an American witha machine gun in a foreign country?

Dan, you bastard.

Slap kick etc... I saw GMTV's april fool this morning... i cant believe they thought anyone would seriously fall for it. Cows fed on strawberries are producing flavoured milk...

that IS lame

NOt nice rude to month!!!

The today program was better Parker Bowles' son will become second in line to the thrown. I wonder if George heard it

Hi Dan....It's warm over here.....you want a beer?

Mmmmmm beer

Zlrrrrrrrrrrrppppp...... *lets see, 3 beers left....oh, that rock over there looks really good...slowly slithers away....*

FROM THE BEEB 10 stories that could be pranks - but aren't Today is 1 April, when jokers set out to fool and the rest of us are on our guard. Here is our annual round-up of some of the day's seemingly spoof news stories which are actually true. 1. A Japanese inventor has devised solar-powered clothes which can top up the battery on an iPod or mobile phone. 2. The Home Office is being asked to pardon Anne Boleyn, 500 years after she was executed, because she was "obviously innocent". 3. A study of men who attended lapdancing clubs found one man, named by researchers as "Graham the philanthropist" who went five times a week and believed "he was helping the women to make money quickly so they could become financially independent". 4. A family of four ate 20,000 Kit Kats to win prizes worth £12,000. "We had them for breakfast, dinner and tea," said 53-year-old Pat McGovern of Teesside. 5. Joss Stone has earned £5m, shooting her into the top 20 of a rich list of young entertainers. Will Young is worth £8m. Full story 6. A Belgian police training manual which aims to help recruits understand body language has caused a row by likening George Bush's facial expressions to a chimpanzee's. 7. Thousands of visitors are rushing to Death Valley to see a remarkable range of wild flowers which have bloomed there. 8. A tow-truck driver in South Africa has been arrested on suspicion of tampering with traffic lights to make accidents more likely. More details 9. Conmen in Slough are getting people to pay £400 for laptops, before handing over bags filled not with computer but with bottles of water. Full story 10. Christopher Eccleston, fresh from getting critical acclaim and near-record ratings as the new Doctor Who, has quit.