How about something motivational?
Fri, 2005-04-01 14:29
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How about something motivational?
Seems it's okay to be disabled, just don't try to improve yourself.
Maybe they should just pull the rug from under her.
Unfortunately John, he's not allowed to under the new directive.
So, John, you swore at this guy and abused him just because he gave you the sugar to put in yourself? You haven't done yourself any favours with that story.
i agree ... it makes one person look a tit and it's not the shop assistant ...
this is one of those cringe moments ...
Iguana food can be that way.
>So, John, you swore at this guy and abused him just because he gave you the sugar to put in yourself? You haven't done yourself any favors with that story>
No Neil. I Swore at this guy because he is a moron who I have had dealings with before and because he was applying the rule beyond its original remit or intention.
I abused this guy because he represents an increasing degeneration of come sense, and because his actions were deliberately directed at me. Did I mention that I have had dealings with him before. Just didn't think I had to explain that in my post Neil.
And Neil. I wasn't trying to do myself any favorer, mealy letting of frustration brought on by a complete P***K!
Same responses to others.
John,
Come up here on the rock, it's warm up here on the rock.
Are there any health and safety rules?
Bring beer.
The wisest two words I've heard all week.
Beer on its way.
Can you rub some oil on my back?
For beer?
Yes!
Zlrrrrrrrrrrrppppp......
*hic*
That sounds lick bud!
Stand still, i'll show you lick....
*hic*
like!
I meant like.
God i even make me self laugh.
Go away, you smell like tea with too much sugar.
*hic*
*hic*
(why is the rock moving?)
I smell like some one who is sick to the back teeth with bureaucratic madness.
Notice how well I ignored the Tit comment!
Stand still Denver, your making me sea sick..
There is no bureaucracy amongst the rocks in the sun. There are only predators and victims. Which would you prefer to be? Join us, we're marching on Tia Juana in the morning. Tune in to Mexican Radio for all the details.
Right now I am most definitely a predator.
Good....hand me a beer.
Tomorrow is going to be a long day.
*hic*
Mick or bud.
*Sharpen hunting instincts*
Doesn't matter, I can't read.
John?
What?
did you get a muffin with your tea John?
Nope. Not after he found he had to butter it himself.
There really isn't a 'correct' thread on which to post this, but just to warn people (as if they needed warning) about the perils of opening emails from people -even people you know. This happened to me yesterday and as a consequence, my daughter's computer won't even turn on anymore. More, I can't afford to get it mended.
I can't remember the last time I turned my computer on. Did your sister open an attachment, or has stenimoronicography evolved?
Trust me. If you were served by this person you would have sayed some pretty Stern thing your self.
And no, I didn't get the muffin.
Lisa. Do you mean that when you switch the computer on, absolutely nothing happens? No Lights on the front panel? No Sounds of the hard drive trying to boot?
Or dose the hardware switch on but nothing comes up on the screen?
"Did I mention that I have had dealings with him before. Just didn't think I had to explain that in my post Neil."
Well, doing so may have made YOU look less of a w**ker.
Though I doubt it.
Am I the only one curious as to the prior dealings?
Did he once refuse to carry you to your table?
Talking of which (back to the point in hand), if I were a proper disabled, I'd get a bit shirty with these half-ar*ed part-cripples scooping the big awards. Standing proud as a statue, then -- oops, here comes the press, back in the old wheelchair. Disabilty? Or laziness and fraud?
>Well, doing so may have made YOU look less of a w**ker.
Though I doubt it.<
hahahahahaha..
Greco. This kids stuff! Sticks and stones, and all that. Its the hallmark of an under developed personality. Do you really expect me to to play in the playground with you.
Grow up fool.
What about crumpet instead then john?
crumpet .
Now that one word has more substances to it than any of the Greco post I have had the misfortune to read.
Crumpet would do very nicely Flash.
You know I've been chowing on this all day. I just cant get over the lazinesses of that shop assistant. If he can places the milk in the tea, why not the sugar.
So I've decided to contact the manager and lodge a compliant.
Hopefully he will be sacked!
I bloody hope not... john, with all due respect, you could worry about slightly more important things. I'm with Neil on this one...
But Liana, he is payed to provide a service which we failed to provide.
ie. Put the sugar in my tea.
He should be sacked.
John you definitely need a good shag.
No John, he shouldnt be sacked. As I read it, he was just doing his job. Maybe he was taking it to the nth degree, but hey, there you go. It's no big deal for chrissakes... If something like this winds you up so extraordinarily, you should worry... honestly.
*Laughing my ass off*
Liana. I'm pulling your leg for Christ sakes.
Please pass the sugar.
ahahaha.
Really?
Oh. Well, as a joke, it's less than hilarious... sharpen your wit on the nearest stone, there's a lad.
And the milk please.
You mean the whole incident was made up, oh John you card you.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
ROFLTAIMEKANGEROODOWNSPORTSTYLE.
I know, I lost six ribs...
Sorry Liana. I know you will forgive me.
In about 10 years from now.
You'll be lucky.
Perhaps this will explain why the nurses spiked me with Viagra. ~:
I sent this amazing offer to a friend.
< http://www.google.com/googlegulp/ >
How incredibly petty...
She needs to shoot herself in the foot.
Or has she just done that?
You think thats petty.
I went in to the bakers shop yesterday to get a cup of tea to take away.
He comes back with the tea.
Ask if I want sugar but tells me that I have to put it in the tea my self.
I say why? *Jokingly* Is it the new heath and safety rule?
Yes he replies.
I say "You have to f* shitting me!!!
NO! Honestly he Say's.
He Try's to hand me the sugar.
I brush his hand aside saying..
Ho don't do that, you may strain you f* wrist or something.
Told him to where he could put the tea.