look !!
Fri, 2005-04-22 16:17
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look !!
i went to the hospital and a notice said
"deaf peoples clinit, i will shout for you to come in"
well surly they cant hear ?
have you lot heard any silly notices
like "sorry the toilet is out of order please use the floor below"......
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid"
Bangkok hotel, early 90's.
ha !!
Locked brothel door,
'Fuck off'
Fire at the kenal.
Sign in front reads...."Dog Gone"
Sign on Denver's door.
"Can't speel"
Sign on front door to Federal building:
No Seeing Eye Dogs Allowed
Who is that sign for? the dog?
Sign high above a petrol station/diner in Arizona:
Eat Here
Get Gas
Two signs in London near the Tower Bridge circa 1980:
Please Keep Off The Grass
Toilet Facilities Located At End Of Pier
I have the photograph to prove that last one btw.
"No Trespassing: Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again."
Hey, why do they put braille on drive-up ATM's?
"Please do not throw your cigarette butts on the ground. The chipmunks come out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit."
It's a pity they don't have Dope Smokers Anonymous or they could use "Keep off the grass".
When I was in the Navy stationed in Norfolk, there were signs on the lawns.
"Sailors and Dogs stay off the grass"
i saw one on the ide of a smi that said smile if YOU ARNT WEARING ANEY UNDERWARE AND A BRA!!!
i smiled at the guy and he was so ugly i wanted to gag
#green face#
Seen in New Jersey
"Lube Shop"
"Use rear entrance"
(well we laughed)
oh sorry i thought that i would never get the chance to talk to you!!!!!!!!!! (jk grose)



