shoot the surgeon

"...who the hell did that to his face?" ding ding dit dit ding ding

Don't forget that he went back to boxing for some years and lost most of his bouts.

just watching big brother 2005 and johnny vegas. Can't decide which was the bigger flop.

I had to turn johnny vegas off at the first ad break... so bad it was embarrassing.

Talk about caught between a rock and a hard place (face?) Johnny Vegas: what a f**king disaster. Rourke? Tough Irish Americans are supposed to grow old gracefully. He looks like a washed-up L.A. biddy who had far too much cosmetic lifts.

I was so saddened by the Johnny Vegas show. He is a very funny fella and deserves his own show and not one produced by Chris Evans.

I saw him do his disaster in Brighton - he was a mess - and not a very funny one at that. I've given up on him since then. Youngest thinks he's the funniest thing on the planet....

Tony, go to bed, it's late. You've got to be up in a week.

Can't go to bed - got to pick up the better half from the airport and drive down to Devon. Her plane's late - ho hum.

Well, that's you (what with the narcolepsy, terrible thing), out for next Friday. I'm going to get 50c down instead. At least he can stay up late.

And as for Jonny V, I saw him at the Komedia many years ago and he was fookin brilliant (before he was on telly). My mate who I dragged along, thought he was shit, but now tells everyone how great he is. The prosefuckintution rests. (Just because he got the ump at one show in Brighton, doesn't stop him being funny!!) Ooh you.

Sorry Tim, he's just another fat fuck.

Now come on George, you know I've lost weight recently. You can be so cruel.

What's more, he's coarse, common, rude, offensive and survives on gutter humour. Hold on, where's that mirror?

Now you are really talking about me.

Vegas the johnny - humour contraceptive. I used to like him, much to mrs S' disgust, but now I find him embarrassing.

He was fantastic all those (6 ish) years ago, but I agree that he has lost it now. He is still a naturally funny guy and the sooner HE realises it, the better. If you let Chris Evans produce your show, then basically your fucked.

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