Pink and Fluffy Thread ...

Old is the new New.

good choice tom ... fancy a flapjack?

Fluffy the vampire slayer?

Tom Come over to the dark side. For we have flesh and melted chocolate. Ralph

I can't believe that poacher guy shot the bunnies! There's only one thing for it...Bring on the candy floss and cute ickle duckies with their fluffy ickle feathers and so forth. Pink and Fluffy forever!!!!!

*blocks door with magnificent bosom*

We don't have enough chocolate to cover that! Bring on the seven horsemen dogstar. Ralph

magnificent bosom?? *ears prick up in a disconcerting manner*

oh emily ... what a delightful front page picture .... so much fluffier than these abandoned buildings and views and whatnot ... well done ... you are a truly talented editor ... it would be just perfect if it was a poodle ... (with a pink rinse of course) ... but is splendid ... *pops off to check muffins*

*arrives panting from dark and moody thread* O.K. Take me to Doris Day, I want to do a duet.

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! weah may-king wa-bbit pi-ie... weah may-king wa-bbit pi-ie dwat wose pesky ducks tooo BLAM! BLAM! hahahaha

Actually I hope

the use of the word

pink is metaphorical

as it's probably

my least favourite colour.

Cripes! That's torn it.

this thread is getting darker than the one next door... let us lighten it immediately.... whatsamatteryou HEY! whyyalookasosad HEY! itsanotsobad itsaniceaplace... *thinks... my work here is done MUHAHAHAHA

No No.No. Torturous singing definately stays in dark and moody thread. Though if you want to be really cruel you could mention the tweenies...they're pink and flufy (sort of)

Unless

we're talking

* types on fluffy keyboard, whilst wearing a fluffy hat * Blessings be upon thee oh fluffy ones. May thy fluffiness keep thee and help thee, in times of need. amen/awomen

skin tones, of course.

I don't know! Should *I* join the dark side? I dark poems and stories because they're printed in black ink. If it were printed in pink and fluffy ink I would have a difficult time reading it, wouldn't I? I have a thing for melted flesh and chocolate.

*picks up machine gun* I'm hungry....time to get me some fudd.....

*draws little pink curtain across view of boys with guns* anyone for a muffin?

Thank you for that, Funk. May the pinkness be with you.

*Do you like me new shirt ?* *twirls*

*waggles eyebrows*

and may it be with thee also brother Tom.

Pink and fluffy alert!!! Claires Accessories (can be found in any High Street in the UK)... are selling fluffy steering wheel covers!!! *swoons with desire and peers in purse*

*waggles pink feather boa pen at PC*

*waggles*

Have you seen the fluffy computer monitor covers? There was a rash of them at my old work - we had fluffy cow head computers, reindeer head computers, bunny rabbit computers...

spag, put an end to this fluffiness. post now dammit.

my daughter (trainee fluffette) has a blow up kitten computer cover *very proud*

... she saw an advert for a swiss army knife once in a magazine, and asked me "do they make them in irridescent pink?"

surely a pink and fluffy thread needs some talking bunnies and other disturbingly cute animals! Where are the bunnies, fish?!

*wiggles pinkly*

sorry but someone from the OTHER thread shot the bunnies ... if you got and look you will see that they have made them into novelty slippers ... i know it is upsetting aridayle ... but those of us devoted to pink and fluffiness must soldier on regardless ....

With an attachment to get the stones out of pink elephants' feet?

Ahem....I have to take issue with you on behalf of my client, Mean Bunny, he is not cute or fluffy, is a real bunny magnet, hugh hefner is a personal friend .......and boy do we party...

...i mean they party....I am not mean bunny or anything...of course not

Do mean bunnies kick scut?

Erm...lost count. *lovingly clutches pink, fluffy and totally frivolous hotty botty (with bunnies on)*

can't we ban those nasty bunnie-and-ducky-killers from this thread for not being pink and fluffy enough? What kind of muffin, Fish?

banana and double choc chip aridayle dear ... and yes those who perpetrate hideous crimes against small cuddly creatures MUST be banned ... unless of course they are shooting elves in which case they ought to be applauded ...

Tomorrow will start dark and moody in most places, with occasional patches of angst in the north. Waves of depression will hit the western isles of Scotland later in the morning, although these should clear by lunchtime. Northern Ireland will remain gloomy for the foreseeable future. Across Southern England early morning smug will clear, giving way to light cynicism. Outbreaks of road rage are expected later in the day, so take care if you're driving. Some of you will have noticed an unseasonal bout of pink and fluffiness sweeping in from the midlands, with a band of candyfloss cloud stretching as far south as Luton. Indeed it's been the pinkest January on record since 1963. If we take a look at the satellite picture we can see a ridge of moral bluster moving across the Atlantic, and this should reach Westminster by Monday. There's still a great deal of condescension in France and parts of Begium, so if you're popping across the channel this weekend, make sure you take an umbrella. Now back to Fish in the studio.

Fluffy the Vamp's Ire Slayer We wouldn't want any angry vamps, now would we?

Now that Funky has resurfaced, I am (as Balkie used to say in Perfect Strangers, possibly worst sit-com of all time) I am doing the dance of joy! (Possibly the sit-com with Jeffrey Palmer and Dame (woman who plays M in Bond) with the premise of our children are dead, now we must raise our grandchildren *chuckle* is worse. She is a curse on sit-coms, "A Fine Romance" was very, very bad. ) Funky is back, Funky is back, woah, woah !