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FYI....

My weekend... over....

I made a couch... Finished @ 3 am on Saturday.
It’s nice.

Audio Slave's New Record made me cry. Track 5. Wonderful.

America loves its football but seems to hate soccer (Futbol). What the?????? (Oh and just in case you want to know....... Chelsea!!!!!!) And all weekend FOOTBALL... I am so sick of seeing grown men act so macho, while patting each other’s butts. It’s all too much for me.... Too Much!

My Daughter now calls me a "Butt-hole" when I refuse to give her Pink Lemonade... and has fallen in love with the Care Bears. To my knowledge there is no "Butt-Hole Bear". Tragic.

News was dominated by "Will there be a war" mixed in with the "FYI" that soon there will be 200,000 American troops in the area. Did I miss something?

Oh and Ya know.... Just FYI:

I have found that my favorite chili con-queso is no longer for sale. Terrible really. Terrible.

I wanna move to Portugal.

Damon
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If you do move to Portugal, you will probably find that they call it 'Futbol' there too like they do in Spain. Don't want to put you off....
fish
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this weekend i went to stay with my friend in sheffield ... leaving my trusted teenagers at home for the night ...after talking late into the night with my friend about the general uselessness of men ... i was woken at 4.30 a.m. on saturday morning by a mobile telephone call from my next door neighbours who couldnt sleep for the rowdy noises issuing from my house ... i was livid ... this morning i discovered the trusted teenagers had drunkenly appropriated a for sale sign and erected it outside the home of one of my other neighbours ... so my relief at seeing the for sale sign outside the house of this unpleasant woman was short lived ... in punishment for their rowdiness and evil acts they will now be sent to stay at their father's when i want to go away for an evening ...
Troy Leon
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Yes Of course thats what they say... its correct isnt it? I think you misunderstood me.
Troy Leon
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Indeed!!!! For Sale! I agree with everything... sept the useless-ness of my kind. We are good for.... Well... I dont know. Something. Killing Spiders? YUCK!!!!!!!! Um..... Sending off solicitors? (Oh yes) Well, I guess you may indeed be correct. :-(
donignacio
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I wish my mummy was as nice as you, fish. The mere mention of alcohol (i.e. in restaurants, I announce that I'm going to order a margarita) I get the evil-eye. If I get drunk at a party at my house while my parents are away, I'll probably get stabbed. I hate football! Both kinds ;-)
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