Who's The Best Jane
Mon, 2003-05-05 12:36
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Who's The Best Jane
I think Johnny Weissmuller is the best Tazan but Maureen O Sullivan is far and away the best Jane. Can anyone think of a modern miss they think might be as good as Maureen? Ladies, who would you like as modern Tarzan?
Elfyn
I always thought janeymack was the best Jane
Stephen Gardiner
Ah.... Elfyn you old dog... I wasn't aware you knew our erstwhile staffer, Jane McNamara, but I have to agree with you that she's the best Jane.
Wolfie
Tarzan has to be a man with good physicality, although I do not find large muscles attractive. If retrospective, Burt Lancaster would have been a good one but modern times? David Beckham (a bloody silent one though, please) or David Ginola. Jane? The beautiful woman from Solaris, definitely or perhaps Kristen Scott Thomas is she could conjure up a little more fire than ice...
Hypnotic Eyes
Johnny Vegas and Jo Brand.
Tony Cook
Kylie?
mississippi
The one in your bed!
Flash
Maybe this could be a good career move for Major"He Man" Ingram and his wife.
Low intellect, reacts to grunting,short attention span etc.....
Mykle
Very diplomatic, Missi - not like you :o)
mississippi
Oh, I'm in training, I heard there was an ambassadors job going in Baghdad.
Mykle
:o0
Mykle
It's difficult. There are so many lithe lovelies I'd like to see cavorting around in a leopard skin but....... maybe Miss Kidman could probably do the role justice - though I’d like to see, our very own, Catherine Zeta Jones swinging through the trees.
mississippi
I've seen a piccy of Kate Jones sans kit and the only thing swinging was her hooters, put me in mind of that old negro spiritual.
Liana
missi really... *tits*
Liana
sorry, meant *titters*
drew gummerson
How about Pete Burns (Dead or Alive singer)?
Liana
he could play cheetah couldnt he? saw his lips on never mind the buzzcocks a while ago... gawd.. (cheetah IS the monkey, right?)
mississippi
Well I always thought Lex Barker was the best Tarzan.