Flame Warriors: A Humorous Look

Hey, I'm allergic to cats. Oops, I'm discussing cats. Are you all now thrown into a furious rage? I'll have you know no halo would demean itself by floating over my head... har har? Is it a dog that's been doing all these posts? Oops, now I'm discussing dogs. *ponders self-image* Funny though isn't it. You haven't got a clue what people are really like, but how much of an impression does the typed word give? Oh, and on this site the writing says a lot too. Ha, ha. Down pussy. Anyway, going to make a cup of tea. Bet you're all infuriated.

*Speaks in a language that no one can undermine* If (m/E = 9.1 X 10-28m) assuming 1C. 3000,000 or 10-8 Km.Sec. Then what of radiant Entropy.

I can't see me in that list.

Then create a new one and add it to the list.

You begin to sense Lamer's presence when you are able to anticipate the content of his messages even before reading them. Lamer actively participates in forum discourse and readily jumps into battle, but his ineffectuality renders him relatively harmless when encountered in single combat. CAUTION: Lamer's crushing dullness can enervate even the most robust Warrior, and while it is usually possible to overcome the presence of a few Lamers, enough of them banded together the can numb the liveliest forum into extinction (see UKA.)

The Flasher - this self-made superhero will swoop in unannounced often benefiting the reader with only a single line of singular impact. He can be utterly infuriating or superbly witty depending on his mood. He can scale the heights or descend the depths catching whom he will under the whoosh of his cape. He has a dark side that belies the strange planet from which he hails. Anyone participating in a forum senses the possibility of a visit by The Flasher.

Eagle Scout is a positive, constructive Warrior who endeavors to submit original articles which contain useful content and relevant information with supporting citations and links, thus initiating meaningful discussion threads. Eagle Scout regards the internet as an uplifting, egalitarian, worldwide arena for the exchange of ideas among intelligent, thinking individuals. He does not openly attack, but will (ever tactfully) chastise disruptive comments, gratuitous insults and cretinous insipidity. He is always kind and helpful and will shrug off even the most egregious insults.

Missi - the Archivist.

harhar = issues

filibuster = harold or maybe s_d

philosopher - justyn _ thyme

"Even a toothpick casts a long shadow in the setting sun." Justyn Thyme 1998 ***I post; therefore, I am.***

i was right !

newbie - Garth

god theres many more can anyone else maybe add some ? Waht about our 'Karl' where dya think he fits in to all this, or what about the allusive 'Hox' an all the rest............. gwad ave i got nothin better to do with my life !

No stephy.

whose stephy? gawd have I got nothing better to do? get down puss

Having trouble with your pussy, Emma?

so I'm told

Yeah i quite like stephy actually. In Glasgow if you are called stephen then steph is the abreviatian that is used. In most english speaking countires steph of course is more of a female name *blushes* but up here it's cool to call stephen steph. ever been to glasgow georgey ?

I am in the list thrice!!!

Stephy, I've never been north of Carlisle, and when I was there I didn't have a visa for Scotland anyway.

Which titles best befit you then jude?

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These are brilliant - we're all here!

Absolutely wonderful! I can recognise a LOT of people in these internet chatroom architypes. What do you reckon I am?

netiquitte nazi- mississippi (maybe)

newbie - groovy daz

nanny - Liana

God - Tony Cook

L'enfant provocateur - hen;)

perv - neil the auditor

Therapist - Andrew Pack

bliss ninny - Emma

Diplomat - Mark Brown

Big Cat - Rachel

Furious Typer + Garble = s_d

Issues - Andrea

har har