For the love of God, stop writing!

Hey, Rokkit, don't panic just think of all the people who think the world is a better place because of their new easy-to- fasten bin liners. At least books are recyclable.

I already know! But will safe you're dignity as a ABC gentleman should.

The crucial mistake you have made Tim, is addressing your appeal to the superstitious minority, most people these days reserve their love for a more tangible being.

thank you John I am very careful now how I use my mobile phone and try only to txt when standing still and not moving - nor where male laps are ....

Rokkitshite! You! Stop! Writing! Then at least the volume of written words will diminish and the general quality will improve greatly.

HAHAHA. That will get the Little scamps talking PI? Don't you worry! They can pull my fingernails out, But I won't talk!

Tickling, Not Twizzling Apologies all.. arousing dwarves is more of a precise science than I thought. Perhaps a subject for Cortazar's next book. Can we talk about Ken Dodd forever?? I'm serious. [%sig%]

'most people these days reserve their love for a more tangible being.' Ken Dodd?

HAHAHAHA now I'm hysterical again hey, and I find some novels have loves more tangible than reality.

oh my Andrew what can I say -

Actually the best place to get abducted is in Derbyshire, there have been many sightings of UFOs etc around a village called Bonsall where a friend of mine lives.

*blushes*

It's easy to get abducted by aliens in Manchester. It's called "ringing for a minicab".

Are you questioning the existence of Dodd?

Oh, and now I get a joke on this thread as well - Flash, you've got competition.

No, he certainly exists, if only for the sake of his teeth.

Flash - 17 definitions - you show off

have you been tickled by his tickingly stick yet ?

or been blushed by his diddy men ?

I'll put my novel on hold!!!!

'Dreaming is therefore a bit like being able to tickle yourself when asleep' That's one for the quote book, I think. [%sig%]

NEWSFLASH Rokkit, buy this book now! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0811214028/qid=1082519245/... The only thing better than talking about the vast amounts of books in the world is reading a brilliant short story about the vast amounts of books in the world! Can't remember the title but it's in there somewhere.. and it's a real beaut! O.K.. you can carry on talking about Ken Dodd now. I twizzle.. therefore I am. Hmm. [%sig%]

You meant 'twizzling' there is no changing it now - not allowed Andrew O'donnell twizzles .......

you twizzled - with ken Dodd's tickle stick ?

You can talk PI! Remember? Shopping for Eggs? Pure Man.

Neil - who in Manchester says "minicab"? Apart from my mate. Who comes from London.

Will have to have t-shirt printed. Or tattoo on back of neck. Rent apartment far from tickling country. Start growing own twizzled food. Mix only in twizzling circles. Think only twizzled thoughts. Dream only twizzled dreams. Keep a constant look out for the twizzle police. *the last time I was as flummoxed as this was when they changed Marathon to Snickers.. oh this damnable life!* [%sig%]

at least you weren't wuzzled ! *blushes* it could have been worse - if you'd been wuzzled wuzzling totally flummoxed me when I found out .... and after I'd got everyone innocently using it - thinking it meant something else when it didn't I was not expecting THAT definition when I googled it! I mean 'twizzling' is innocent or maybe we should google that as well - just in case the definition is ........Well you never know

Ho ho! What a day for poking gherkins through the vicar's letterbox and shouting 'Help! Help! The Martians have landed!' Remember: Dodd is love.

*gulps* oppppps well THAT can happen to anyone - its the same as what I did with my mobile phone when it fell into .............. that was an accident as well

Oh, you didn't drop your phone down the loo did you, had you flushed?

he is too -

is it me or is his left index finger wildly double jointed?? Can't help but think of E.T for some reason.. [%sig%]

LOL stoop what you're doing and go and watch a DVD mate, that always calms me down.

o)

Do you know that if you want to be abducted by aliens that the best place to go is the Orme, Llandundno! and that they are carrying out experiments on tickling ...

no it was worst than that - it put a right smile on the man's face - but it was an accident you do not want to know

Are you watching 'Eyeless In Gaza', Vicky?

opps I dont mean the aliens are carrying out experiments - but there again you never know - I wonder if this is a new form of interrogation ...

nope ;P