vampires

walter- r u a LADY?

hehehe

is he, i mean she, i mean IT a lady or not?

dont know?

do you know?

cheers.

cheers!

im lost?

tell you the truth, me too. how about you walter? are you lost?

i'm never lost,wherever i am, i'm always right here.

nice.

and i never lose track of time. its always now.

u 2 r making my face hirt cause im smileing so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jasper, you better stop being like that to my FRIEND, ya hear?

why r u all talking about this on my blirb

Haven't you kids got homework to do?

i feel spechial

i think i missed something important there......losing the thread......(yes,yes, mississippi the punctuation thing)all for effect i might add........doh! its gone.

Oh, that was pleasant. They're fourteen, you sick bastard. For goodness sake, have some degree of self-control.

Jesus.

ha ha. priceless. jasper has all the authority and elan of your average small-town wino.

Why are you here? And if you can't tell that Lorraine and daddysgirl are teenaged girls then there's something wrong with you. There must be other chatrooms that you can pollute. We're all bored of you, or if it will make you go away, we all concede that you are operating on an entirely different level of intelligence to the rest of us and that you should share your particular wisdom somewhere that you might be appreciated.

What a shock! Jasper not only failing to answer a direct question, but responding to it with abuse and yes! The magic predictable insult "sook" Why are you here? I'll keep asking till you give me a proper answer. Oh, and by the way, the How many friends have you made here question is still unanswered. You might want to get your quotations right, by the way, if you intend to dispense dimestore advice. The quotation about evil missed the point entirely. How about a straight answer for once, Jasper?

well its true!!!!

that a genuine Transylvanian accent then? (of corese it must be)

no not realy i wa turned when i was 12

turned? dont ya mean an imaginary blood sucking changeling got a vacuum going on ya jugular and left you for dead. Your poor family got the doctor but he couldn't save you so you were buried in an over the top white victorian number and bad eye make-up. Three days later your grieving mother visits ya grave only to find it disturbed and your coffin empty!you are then cursed to hunt by night, trying to feed a hunger that cannot be appeased.........so you get a p.c and join in jovial banter. God how predictable, seen it sooooooooo many times. [%sig%]

Now who do we know that uses lots of superfluous punctuation marks?

i sorry but that last remark realy offended me and i deman that you tell me sorry because i have to take that kind of shit from the other 8th graders at school. (just to make me feel better u can type orry and not mean it).

you deman i tell you orry? and you're in the 8th grade?and theres no need to use bad language young lady, just light hearted banter, have i offended thee? then i am truly orry.

how old r u and what is your real name please?

you should never ask a lady her age(or her hat size apparently- 7&7/8)