Brotherhood of Steel
Mon, 2005-07-25 11:52
#1
Brotherhood of Steel
Non-videogamers, turn away NOW...
Just bought this game and I'm hopelessly addicted! The first game I ever played on PS2 was Baldur's Gate, and this is made by the same people, and it's bringing back all those old feelings of freshness and excitement from having a *Next Gen* console, and I've only got 3 days of my present job left, and I'm just filling in time finding any old bollox to do, and I'm thinking my time could be much better spent splatting radscorpions with a spiked baseball bat in a nuclear wasteland and... and... and...
Who gets me on this one?
'networking in to the electricty gas and the earths plates tonight to show thew world about you people'
if they remove you people america and western europe stays on the earth...this is the deal...you ll watch this unfold...when you conspire to touch him you go in to accidents...
Errrmmmm, divine one ... errrr ... what are you talking about?
Or have you been drinking rooster juice of some kind?
*scratches head*
I'm afraid I must concur with the above speaker in expressing confusion at the meaning of the words of the one known as "angel"...???
oh dear, someone who makes LESS sense than the jasperoid. hoist by your own petard there ballbag?
Pepsoid, you have obviously got a bad case of video game addiction. I too once suffered with this sad malaise and so know what you are going through. But I am one of the lucky ones who managed to cure himself, if you would like to be cured just do what I did and get a job creating the things... they soon lose their appeal believe me.
Does it have 4 very swish blades, loads of grunt, and carves up virgin wilderness with its lava injected rotax powerplant?
Can vibrate your loins like two fresh baked muffins in a billy cart over cobble stone streets, while it sensuously licks your belly button lint into it's silk lined rye catcher ... HIC?
Hummmpphhh ... two timing techno-tart !!!!
>>> do what I did and get a job creating the things
...I am envious and yet sympathetic at the same time.
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>>> Does it have 4 very swish blades, loads of grunt, and carves up virgin wilderness with its lava injected rotax powerplant?
- Nope
>>> Can vibrate your loins like two fresh baked muffins in a billy cart over cobble stone streets, while it sensuously licks your belly button lint into it's silk lined rye catcher ... HIC?
- Yup
(although my other half is "troubled" by my conversion of "cute" little rats into viscous sprays of blood... they're mutant rats, for God's sake!)
Damn ... that's that made redundant!
*Runs off into shed*
*Pulls out gel lubed Torture Rack, two way Whipper snipper, and well hung swing blade*
Wanna play for double or nothing now ... you, Amateur?
Ftttttt....lol
I... erm... yes, perhaps... well... not really... or even...?
(wibble)
ROLF ... Honestly!!!!
I think I've pee'd myself and snuffed out the whipper snipper in the process!
*She's not moving*
*calls OJ for legal advice*
))) Gulp (((
Eeek!
By the way, for those who don't know, this game (Brotherhood of Steel) is pure filfth. I've just been sent on a mission to locate a prostitute's Mr. Pussy! It turns out "Mr. Pussy" is a cat, whose lifeless body I have just found in a dark crater (!), but still...
But still what ?????