Eureka!!

I have thought of an acronym for you Miss Peepee. It begins Myopic-but then I get bored.

Don't you find it boring when people have nothing better to do than comment on how boring people are?

except that wasnt missi...

it was a boring c***

Who gives a shit about either dropkick anyway? Btw, who's Mississippi ... is that your Missus, Ely? You know, like B1 and B2? If you tell me I'll keep her titties and face out of this one ... like your, erhumm, wasp bitten analogy on the 'TW' thread ;^( Men, their heads and bumholes are just so interchangable, aren't they just?

shit I'm bored.

me too

I told you we needed a Negress Pope, Jude! She'd be gnawing The big fella's ear off right about now!

"Negress"?! Haven't heard that word since "Live and Let Die"... How quaint...! (PS. *irony irony*)

Good God, no wonder you're bored, Pepsi... James &^%$# Bond ... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *BIG LOATHE* Now young Roger Moore and Sean Connery .... very dreammyyyyyyy! Val Kilmer ... hubba hubba *yanks down hard on nipple rings while licking lips and reeling back in ecstasy*

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see?

And what, pray tell, is wrong with "James &^%$# Bond"??? Hmm???? The films are a bit of fun (how can you doubt it?), but I was, as it happens, referring to the original literary works penned by the finest thriller writer of the twentieth century, the late Mr. Ian Fleming. I have recently been introduced to his genius, having read so far the first five (or thereabouts) of his 007-related novels... all written in the 1950's, hence the usage of such acronistic terms as "negress"... ...so hush thy mouth, thou Bondless heathen!!

Verse, mmmm ... but : never read Flemming ... *cough* a masturbation of tissues ... lol

Read Fleming! PS. Fleming only has one "M"... if you pardon the pun... ;-)

Are you trying to stifle my cough? Fleming ... needs another M to fit the phonetically ... don't pardon the Pun .. *cough cough* ... I don't like that spy who-har gendre at all! But Sin City rocks!

Phonetics has nothing to do with it! It's his name, goshdarnit! I don't normally like "that spy who-har gendre" (surely you mean "genre"? - 2 can play at that game!), but since Stephen Fry advised on "QI" that one should read Fleming (one "M"), I decided to read Fleming... And I highly recommend it! It's exciting and tense and all that stuff, but also superbly detailed with excellent characterisation... Don't be fooled by the films!

James Ellroy, Elmore Leonard, Dashiell Hammett, Raymond Chandler. I could go on. And just might.

Might you?

hiya have just popped in for a peep around......and guess what L ? Seems the trolls are still at work! Strange that they think they are soooooo original though lol ;0

Yes Peeps!