Why Are They Now?

At least one other is still here, just not posting much right now. Too much chaos in 'real life'. ;-)

Mykle, I pray for the day when your tiny brain finally recognises the correlation between forum slumps and your (and AG's) presence. I'm surprised you still have the nerve to post here after your 'outing' as a stalker in the 'chocolate' thread. Aside form Jasper, you are possibly the most odious fucker on this board what with your evil, inaccurate, behind the scenes emails and your prediliction for young women. *Jarno! Bring me my bucket, I need to puke.*

er, i don't hate anyone, i just enjoy pointing out the truth for the sake of susceptible newbies. you don't fool anyone who has a brain, mykle.

Joe, I raise my glass to you.

Aren't the majority of people on here hiding behind false names, I mean I for one can assure you that my 'real' name isn't Camus, and I'm pretty sure that Missi would get some rather strange looks at the airport if his passport said 'Mississippi' on the name line. If Joe is an 'older' member that has changed his/her name then who cares? No-one it would seem except you Mykle, but then you do seem to like to bang on about people changing names at least once a week! Btw, have you always been Mykle on here?

I've always been archergirl; I think mykle had to change his name because of some misunderstandings about the difference between Smiley and Tim Smilley. I don't think that forum slumps have anything to do with my or mykle's presence or absence, although it may please some to think that way. I suspect it's more that people often have better things to do than come on these forums and slag one another off out of historical malice. It just gets boring. I agree with mykle's point about members changing their names specifically to get in a dig at another member under the guise of *further* anonymity. If you have something nasty to say, why not just say it under your regular user name?

As Mandy Rice Davis once said, 'Well you (he) would say that, wouldn't you (he)?' Oh, and mykle DID'NT change his name because of Tim, he was mykle long before Tim showed up. He changed his name for the very same reasons that others do, to try and gain some anonymity. Sadly, in his case, he's about as anonymous as a wart on the nose. I hasten to add that I have used many names over the five and a half years or so that I've been here. I used to keep a list of them in case I ended up arguing with myself, but with pains like Slimey and Arseygurl here that's no longer necessary.

I hasten to add that pains like us are your raison d'etre, Mississippi; without us here for you to vilify you would drown in your own bile.

You flatter yourself to think you have any relevance whatsoever in my world. You're nothing more than an annoyance on a par with a fly that keeps settling on the TV screen, needing to be swatted. Having recently undergone the most extensive medical examination known to the civilised world, I can asure you that bile is not a problem to me. Perhaps you should submit yourself to a similar level of personality and ego assessment, though I could save you considerable expense by giving you the report for free.

I know you want me, Missi; just admit it.

LMAO Have you EVER identified a troll correctly, Slimey? I'm no more 'Joe' than you are. *I know you want me, Missi; just admit it.* Yeah right, I'd sooner slam my dick in a door.

I thought you already had; hence your perpetual nastiness. Come give us a kiss, you sexpot.

My 'nastiness' isn't perpetual, just reserved for the minority of twats that deserve it. I think I can safely say that in the event that you wanted any kind of personal contact with me (which is a scenario more unbelievably ridiculous than you shutting up), I would have to be sedated, shackled and have a loaded gun at my head before I could lower myself to oblige you.

You'd lower yourself to Archergirl Missi? Ooo this thread is getting me going. Goes to get box of tissues.