What's the most inappropriate feeling you've ever had in response to something?

We were watching a vidoe of 'the crucible' at college, and in the final scene, all the excommunicated villigers were being hung. I don't know if you've seen it but jonh proctor was saying the lords prayer. The room was silent, and as the stool was kicked out from under him just befor he siad amen, the silence was pierced by my shrieking laughter! I'm sorry, imma Goth, but it was so funny to see him hang! Swift

Incidentally, "Leonardo DiCaprio" is an anagram for "Porcelain rood aid." I don't know what a "rood" is, but it sounds nasty, like something you'd find in the back of a drug store. And porcelain, no less!

At my Nans funeral I put my arms arond my Mum and actually said, 'Its a smashing day for it Mum isn't it?' The look I got from my brothers and sister was a treat. Ralph

Sorry your cat got run over but at least I can bring the dog now..oooopps...ummm yeah you know what I mean?

*reassures Chant that she is still a magnet for neurotic men, but the current fella is far more neurotic*

i laughed like mad when i watched my budgie die. flat on its back. I loved the bird, but it was so monty python

I know it's a bit off the thrack but when I was a lttle boy out teacher told us all to bring in a sphere of some kind and the first girl they called up had brought in a knitting needle "I thought you said spear" she said and everyone laughed, even the teacher, as the poor little cow ran from the room in tears.

Just after the NATO bombing in 99, I told a very scary border guard in Yugoslvia that i was a spy. What a tit.

At Barclaycard, I had a female mate who was sort of big-boned. We were chatting, having a fag outside the building, and she said, "I can't believe I've spent £50 today." My response was immediate, without thinking, and to this day I'm still deeply disturbed by it. I said, "What on, your lunch?" I swear I didn't mean it in a nasty way. I meant... well, what else can you spend your money on during a work day? But I realised straight away how it sounded, and thankfully she took it in reasonably good humour. Needless to say, it's one of those moments when you can feel your heart physically sink, and hope the ground will do the decent thing and swallow you up.

my brother and i laughed our way through 'Titanic', when the boat sank and everyone died. it was hilarious.

My uncle Pat was the comedian of the family. At his funeral, the gravediggers had done a poor job, and the coffin wouldn't go down the hole. We all looked at each other, my grandmother said, "well, that's our patsy all right", and we all p*ssed ourselves laughing. The vicar was shocked.

I laughed at my grandmother's funeral, it was a wet day and the clay at the side of the grave had fallen in. My aunt Vi nearly went in as well. She roared out "I'm not ready for that yet!" and we all had a good giggle. I swear I heard the old girl laugh as well, it would have appealed to her raucous sense of humour. the undertakers looked a bit shocked but I expect they have seen worse.

I was speeding on the M4 doing close to 100mph when a car pulled across in front of me and I had to slow down to 85mph. he stayed there for half a mile then pulled back into the centre lane. As I passed him I glared at the driver and stuck my fingers up at him. It turned out to be an unmarked police car who was trying to slow me down. He pulled me over for what I expected was a speeding ticket but the guy had a sense of humour. He said, 'Quite apart from the speeding sir, I don't really care for the fingers.' He gave me a ticket to produce my documents and let me go. I swear as I pulled away and checked my rear view mirror I saw him laughing his head off in his car.

I pissed myself laughing at Titanic. I don't consider it an inappropriate reaction. When my ex told me he loved me I said "of course you do. Are you buying me a drink or what?" When my current told me the same thing I groaned and pulled a nasty face (even though it's mutual) because two other people had told me the same thing almost immediately beforehand. I felt like I'd stepped into the Twilight Zone

Man, am I glad other people had that reaction to "Titanic." When Leonardo Dicrappio finally slid into the water and disappeared, I was ready to go dancing.

*hopes Ari has passed through her 'magnet for neurotic men' phase.*

I've never seen Titanic, specifically because Nardo DeCapitato was in it. He is just awful. Just about everything I feel is inappropriate, or so I've been told, yet to me it seems normal. As a result, I must surely have a very long list, yet I don't know what's on it.