The ABC Christening

Breaking news...

A party for writers wetting the head of abcfails (reborn) ended abruptly when the baby drowned in the oversized font.

'It was awful' said a tearful Newmember from Wannabe (Massesofsets) 'All I wanted to do was post a pome and now look! There I am in a size 14 when everyone knows I am really a 10'

Our reporter, Phuctup Bigtime, filed this report from Camped Down Town:

'Phil, its chaos down here, no one knows diddly squat about nuthing, I can tell you. Writers are pulling their hair out whilst browsers are being blamed for all and sundry.'

'But surely, Phuctup, innocent browsers can't be blamed?'

'That's not the feeling I get round these techie parts, Phil, seems to me the abcfails mobsters are blaming the onlookers fair and square and have said so in large font'

'We are sorry that report was sound only. We are now going live to Phuctup Bigtime and his What You See Is What You Get report may contain some disturbing images ...'