Robert Kilroy-Silk
Sat, 2004-12-04 15:27
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Robert Kilroy-Silk
Just read on the BBC website that, whilst RKS was visiting Manchester, he had a bucket of slurry tipped over him by a "white man aged 30-40 with a ginger beard" who was doing it "for the sake of Islam".
Err, it wasn't me - much as I wish it was. Honest, guv.
Jeff Prince
I think that Kilroy-Silk would make a really effective benign dictator of this, our green and pleasant land.
Perhaps his time will come? He is born to be a politician - that grin, that perma-tan, that charisma, that comforting of old ladies and teegage mothers on his axed show. Compare this man to John Major and it is hard to understand how he cannot fail to become a great political leader one day. Can you imagine RKS even wearing greying y-fronts, never mind over the top of his suit?
Bob Roberts
The first Mrs Bob tipped a pot of her beef casserole over me before she left. Thankfully it was cold - it had been standing (stewing ?) on a kitchen table for a couple of days awaiting my return (My dinner, see. Why do women get so upset when you don't turn up on time to eat their food ?)
As I recall, Mrs Bob no 1 fell into the arms of a white, 30 year old Baptist minister, who sported a ginger beard, soon after.
Having now read a description of Kilroy-Silk's attacker: I wonder if the two men are in any way connected ?
radiodenver
Was the 1st Mrs. Bob a blonde, prone to tattoos?
mississippi
As it happens I tend to agree with RKS, at least on the ones that are 'visible'.