Do All Blokes Make Tapes?

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robert
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i have male friends with whom i may exchange tapes from time to time, but this is definitely only tapes of whole albums, and NEVER compilation tapes a home-made compilation tape is like a love letter: the creating of it reveals you and you feel desperate wondering about how it might be received. and of course, despite the fact that you girls [is girls the equivalent of blokes?] only ever lose them on the floor of the car, or record your sister’s bryan adams cds over the top of them, does not discourage us blokes from continuing to try. it’s a terrible shame that only blokes do this. if some elfy type girl came along and gave me a tape of fantastic music, I would have to marry her…
Liana
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Yes, I make compilation cd's for mates......
Andrea
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Oooh, Robert, what sort of stuff do you like?
stormy
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*frowns at fish*
fish
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*tries to think of placatory gesture*
robert
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heheheheeheh...but it has to be what *you* like andrea.... [suddenly recalls previous email exchages with andrea concerning merits of dylan...hmmmm!]
Andrea
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Ahhhhhh...........desire!
Liana
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*has made one on ABCDID thread, though pleased she offered to take storms as luxury item and is therefore off the hook*
mississippi
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Brownsville Girl
stormy
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yes, you were off the hook for that kind luxury offer liana. I have that boston album by the way hangs head in more shame.
andrew pack
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Mayman - you can't put anything 'lovey' on a tape of this nature. Defeats the whole point. They are, as Robert says, a bit of an unspoken love letter. I think this is the only thing I miss about being single. In the weird event that any woman is making one to woo a man - eschew Enya, the Cranberries, the Corrs (getting the general theme here ?). Steps probably not a winner either. Finally realised I was in my thirties today when I read an interview with Leonard Cohen and thought (only very briefly) 'hmmmn, wonder if I ought to buy some of his stuff... '
Andrea
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Just remember this fantastic Smiths thing I've got... *swoon*
fish
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did you say you've got Total Eclipse of the Heart too storms?
Liana
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Bwahahahahahahaha
stormy
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there is every possibility that it lurks between T'Pau and Uriah Heep
Anon
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Fish You are such a bad girl. Tapes are made as tools of seduction. You know that. Like Your Poetry. I am pressing the pause button. Anon
Liana
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Resists urge to begin discussion with Storms about whether "magicians Birthday" or "demons and wizards" is best.............
Andrea
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Gawd, that's depressing, Andrew - I love Cohen. Nothing like 'im, when you're feeling suicidal, to send you over the brink completely. *wanders off in search of Guinness warbling throatily 'Sisters of Mercy'*
fish
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*gawps at liana again*
Liana
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*nervously ignoring Fishwife*
stormy
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*is impressed*
fish
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*raising pen to amend christmas card list*
mississippi
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I've come to the conclusion you're a very interesting lady Andrea!
andrew pack
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*Suggests incorporating record tokens into christmas cards for Liana and Stormy* Whether those albums are made by Bonnie Tyler, TPau or Uriah Heep, this knowledge of Liana's has come as a shock. Can't actually decide which of these three would be worse as identity behind the albums. *hugely pleased that nobody wanted any Abba*
Liana
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*sobbing*
fish
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*not surprised in least*
stormy
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can feel an angsty self indulgent you all hate me style poem coming on. paranoid by black sabbath would be a good title no?
Andrea
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I'm terminally flattered, Hippy.
andrew pack
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*amends luxury item on desert island to 'personal stereos for all' *
a bloke
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i think the lady knows what she means
bonobo munky
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rhino horn? Is this a reference to a hard on? dirty sod
Andrea
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Oh, ok, you win. I'm eternally fluttered, Missus...
mississippi
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And I think she can speak for herself thankyou!
mississippi
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I've always enjoyed a flutter!
Andrea
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Now now, boys, no fisticuffs, if you please...
fish
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... of course i was being disingenuous ... i do know that tapes ... (and yes i am currently using a dusty compilation CD from last year's bloke as coaster) ... these days CD's are tools of seduction ... i suppose there is some creativity involved ... in fact i am assured that the compilation tape/CD is an "art form" (a strong second track and a surprise finish required ... am i right? ... separate the female vocalists and make sure two long ones are not back to back unless they are both blinders ...) ... but there is a canny can of cunning worms opened above by mysterious "anon" ... i have been able to spot the odd Fu*k Me poem in my days wandering around the poetry haunts ... i prefer to specialise in the Fu*k Me If You Dare short story ...
Liana
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*AGOG*
justyn_thyme
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What is suicidal about Cohen's lyrics? I've found much of his stuff very optimisitc and uplifting, even funny: "I couldn't help it; I had no choice. I was born with the gift of a golden voice." Tower of Song
mississippi
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It wasn't his voice that was the problem, it was his hearing!

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