Cheese release me!

Feel free to discuss your cheese addictions here. No one will judge you. No one will laugh or make insulting remarks. Cheese abuse is going on in thousands of homes across the UK. It’s time we got this evil out into the open. Only by sharing our experiences with cheese will we ever be able to really free ourselves from it’s vicious grip.
I find it too difficult to divulge all of my cheese related incidents. I hope that, given time, and with the help of other victims that I will one day make a full recovery. I have been ‘cold cheese’ now for two weeks. It’s hard people. The craving, for Cheddar especially, is still very much there. Sometimes, when the craving is really bad, I sniff my boxer shorts. I’ve even sniffed other peoples. I know I have a problem but at least I’m fighting it. Why did god have to make our male genitalia smell of cheese? This is a sick world but I am intent on finding a cure.
I may not post here too often as the memories and flashbacks are sometimes just too much to take. Perhaps I am alone here in my cheese addiction and responses will be few. All I ask is that you think of me with affection rather than disgust. I could be your brother, I could be your son, I could even be your Father. Cheese addiction knows no boundaries. And neither does my will to succeed in ridding myself from this terrible plight.

Sneak.