Randomising
Sun, 2003-12-14 08:59
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Randomising
Now that we can hit random tale again, have a go, and post your favourite one here. I got this one this morning, i remember cherrying it months ago, and i still love it.
Get your face out of my cigarette.
Yeah, someone is smoking in here. It’s me. I’m smoking tenaciously and unapologetically. And the next fool who asks that question within earshot of me, I’m gonna spill his yogurt into his sneakers and scatter his lecithin granules.>>>
Brilliant.
d.beswetherick
It's interesting: a sort of essay, but personalised and emotional.
I'm a non-smoker, but most of my friends smoke.
Until they were abolished, I always used to seek out the smoking compartments of trains because the company was more interesting and convivial there. People who are trying to kill themselves are intrinsically more interesting than those who studiously eat five units of fruit a day; I don't know of any exceptions to that.
d.beswetherick.
1legspider
Was bored a third of the way through... goes to great lengths to construct a hollow argument and then to deconstruct it. All addicts are great self deluders after all.
Smoking is a cowards way of trying to kill yourself... far more interesting to take up a dangerous sport instead. However one tries and dress it up, it is just plain filthy... as is slapping faeces on one's head.
Liana
blah blah spider.... and thats what you mean isnt it Bes? :o))))