Christmas Quiz
Sun, 2003-12-21 13:33
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Christmas Quiz
A dozen quotes from the threads in 2003. So who said............
1. I dislike most cats more than i dislike most men and women
2. String vests! Now that's something I DO know about
3. I wouldn't have to repeat myself if people demonstrated that they understood what I was saying
4. Kissing is not allowed in the White House cafeteria
5. Women dont, ... find it relatively easy nor particularky attractive, to saunter down a high street in any city and pick up a guy in shorts and a t-back teeshirt leaning against a shop doorway, and get a seeing to for £15
6. My mums Auntie used to play with Bamber Gascoigne
7. I could go on and on. in fact i have.. sorry..
8. Every topic doesn't need to end with football, but it should.
9. Old mrs Williams sat in the bush shelter like an unsuccesful but kindly prostitute
10. You really are an amusing little man
11. I'm just wondering how much innocence I've destroyed in one weekend
12. Am I really hated
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ely whitley
no Stormy, just stick 'em on the waist line, that's where they go I'm afraid!
Paul Greco
No Liana, I looked up number 7 as I thought it was the only one that sounded like me. That was the only one I looked up.
*Hands back award*
Liana
funnily enough, i thought 7 sounded like you too paul!
stormy
1. Ely. I remember thinking at the time his protestations were too much and he must have had a bad kittenish relationship at some time.
6. flash. no one else would admit this.
8. Ely again? ah no, maybe tony dee.
9. What is a 'bush shelter'? a hole near tikrit? a government funded house for those with an aversion to gardening? a Hox typo?
5. Sounds like Ely again. I think I have an Ely fixation problem. Hah! Just re-read the thread. Sorry L.
>>fish is in there somewhere<< is she? 9 then.
Hox
Report on S. Petrel.
Must pay more attention on the threads.
One is Fish. Five and Seven are Liana. Nine is Ely.
You were right about Flash.
Which just leaves number eleven.
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ely whitley
So Stormy, you have me down for 1, 5 and 8. You see me as a Cat hating, football loving male prostitute.
That's uncanny, apart from my love of pies you seem to have mapped the 'Ely' genome. you could build your own with a chemistry set and a catering sized pack of sausages.
Flash
number 11 is **** *** *******
Hox
Correct
fish
5 sounds like liana ...
mississippi
12 was Larph.
Ralph
Possibly George. But that was the old days.
stormy
so who was 8?
Ely, I bought 20 cocktail sausages today and, as I type, am assembling them by use of cocktail sticks into the 'Ely Genome.'
Unfortunately, I have three sausages left over. Should I call for Handy Andy?
Flash
8 was belle stormy, i mean who else could it be.
fish
is 11 ely?
fish
or rachel?
mississippi
I wasn't trying to be nasty, Larph. I thought it was a question you posed on a thread earlier this month. Having checked back, as you seemed to be unsure, I now see the actual remark was,
'Do some of you hate me that much?'
So it appears I may be wrong about the quote Eamonn has used. If so, and it has caused offence, I apologise.
Hox
5 is Liana.
12 is Ralph, and is a different quote from the one which George found.
11 is not ely, although he is in there somewhere, as are fish and mississippi
George W Bush is not.
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mississippi
I've been so bored this afternoon I've resorted to using the search facility on these quotes. It seems I was right about that quote being Larph, though from way back in May, on a thread he started about himself!! The REAL surprise though is that I am responsible for one of the quotes myself, number 10 no less. I thought at first read that I had been excused this time round. Shame on you Eamonn.
stormy
well bugger. i thought that too obvious. sorry hox, will try harder next term.
ely whitley
I'm more impressed that Fish sees me as a destroyer of innocence than the fact thast I'm actually quoted...now which is me again?
Paul Greco
Oh my lord, TWO of them are Liana then - and I didn't get in there once (I don't think.)
Purleeeeeease....what a load of old parmesan smelling undies.
Three sounds very much like Monsieur Henstoat btw.
mississippi
If it makes you feel any better Dicko, my remark was made about you.
Hox
3 is Henstoat.
You're all doing very well.
Flash
4 is Justyn Thyme or Bill Clinton...sorry that's smoking for Bill.
Paul Greco
You really are an amusing little man, Missi.
Liana
Crikey how did you know that two were by me Paul? Even I didnt know that... you mustve sat and searched every one of them.
*hands Paul the 2003 award for dedication to threads*
chips & two veg
I know Dicko, I know.
Hox
now now boys and girls, remember this is a quiz...... and number 4 is indeed Justyn.
Any more?
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mississippi
2 is Cloggie
Ralph
No offence taken George.
Hox
2 is indeed Andrea. Only six more to go.
Tony Cook
8 sounds like sabelle
7 for stephen d?
9 for rachel?
I knew the henstoat one!