The ABC Sunday night Party - It's Here!

10 Embassy no. 1 and a case of Stella please

Must be very frustrating for you John...being a writer and dyslexic...but don't worry too much...we are a friendly bunch here and you are most welcome. It's good to have you here. Thanks for reading my stuff the other day...I'd like to repay you the favour and read some of yours...what is your member name?

Corners Dan and John and laughs about Science magazines top award going to discoveries which provide further evidence that the Universe is composed largely of dark matter and dark energy when more recently an international group of astronomers have claimed that analysis of data returned from the European Space Agency's (Esa) XMM-Newton satellite observatory casts doubt on the existence of dark energy.

I was going to be very good and not talk about science...

*Enters lounge with sausage rolls*

Hi guys, here's your booze,..er hello,..anybody there,..have I come to the right place?

Jesus Christ!

Flash, mind if i turn the sound down and put on Vibes FM? by the way, did i ever tell you that for a long time i thought you were someone else?

The 6 British pot holers who have been held for questioning by Mexican immigration officers were mistaken called Pot holders by the Channel 5 news reader - unless that's the real reason they're being held.

Hi Emma, Hi Missis *dives headlong for Emma's oddbins bag*

You got any holy spirits in that bag, Emma?

Saint Stella??

Hiya Jude, where's the toilet?

Go ahead Tanya no one's dancing to the Inspirals.........who did you think i was?

by the front door...its just a 1 bedroom flat...you can't get lost

The most frustrating thing about it is aim quite a good writer. 'I Think'? But as much as the spelling thing presents hurdles on a forum, my dyslexia is actually a bit of a gift when it comes to 4D conceptual physics. "Yes! every one, I know? what is 4D conceptual physics? I refer you to Jude's 'very Clare and consive' explanation of spaces time. In there lies the answers! Jude. I haven't put anything up yet. Partly because I am a coward when it comes to others reading my fiction and partly because Ive been working on a short storey this past month and I want it to be the first peace that I post on ABC. There is a picture of me under the name John Robert Connelly. Aim the pritty one with all the computers around hi. Will let you know when this Peace is done and look forward to you're feed back.

Oh, hi Missi, nice to meet you, steady on Jude, pass it round, peanuts are in there too...oh, er do I get to keep the carrier then, cheers... *goes to sulk*

Oooh, look, a Worzel..... oops, sorry Missi...

*sidles in wearing skirt and clutching half bottle of sloe gin*

*bursts in wearing diamante and carrying three bottles of stolly and a dusty springfield cd*

sorry...just dissappeared for 10 mins...made myself eggy bread prompted by another post...yuuuum

...not sure it goes with the rose wine thou... hi Fish'n'liana..this might get messy!!!

cheesy footballs ... thats what i want ...

... the next party we must arrange webcams for

If you start out wearing the same outfit - I predict you will get a lot of early viewers, Jude ;o)

oooh John...you look like a scientist!!!

oooh Jude.... you don't!!!

Mykle, just shut your goddamn stupid mouth before I shit in it

I know I travel incognito. btw smiley...I will wear the same outfit on webcam but not go lower than my crucifix necklace in the field of vision...tantalising...

umm.. sorry jude, too much spirit i guess

Is Mykle a pervy?

Right, I'm off before any trouble starts. Great party Jude! Have a good time everyone and beware of the Worzel!

Will anyone swap this carrier bag of peanuts for a glass of red, pinot noir please.

no he's just a stupid twat that no one likes

Sorry, I had to pop out. Jude! Please no? don't shatter my illusion's!.. Anyway, so do you! So there..

No Pinot Noir... "Octave" Portugese Rose table wine?

oh and please put "Son of a preacher man on L"...actually I think I have it on MP3 on this machine...will play it after the beatles

What happened to that Pinot Noir I brought in then? *flashes glance at Liana*

oh and Mississ and Mykle...please stop fighting..the neighbours have just threatened to call the police... this is a strictly "No Fighting" party

*arrives with tin of roses chocolates and scatters them onto table - removes all the purple nutty ones* help youselves's

oooh...strawberry cream don't mind if I do Pi!

John sniggers and stumbles to the ground?

oh, i wasn't gonna fight with him jude, just slap him a bit here and there

Hi Pi mason! I mean Piadon. Where'd you get to?

Hello Pi, nice to meet you, did you bring any red wine, someone's nicked mine.

okay... so long as the pigs aren't called 'cos I've got opium poppies growing in the garden... Playing "We built this city" by jefferson starship... come on everyone "Marconi plays the mamba..."

Sorry guys I've been all day at a real party, my son's 21st. I'd have come earlier Jude but I've had to do all the washing up.

*hands over bottle of red* I got a nice bottle of brandy too why's there no music ?

Watch Pioden doesn't get drunk............she likes to reveal herself....ahem...........if you know what i mean.

Oh look, it's her taffiness!