The ABC Sunday night Party - It's Here!

It's ok Neil, nice of you to pop in *dips pancake into hot chocolate*

Puts on "The Lion sleeps tonight" by the Kingsmen

... I think this party is a great success...that's 1-100 posts in record time I reckon!!!

*Puts on Pink floyd album, rolls very big spliff* Thanks y'all for coming

Flash, can't say. would you like a vol au vent 'though. Fishy, glad to see you've changed for the party. i thought those leggings were disgraceful

I am a well behaved person I'll have you know *turns music up and starts to dance*

Somebody thought i was Ralph the other day...........well i think they meant Ralph.......asked me if i was the Bloomsbury Bloomer? Don't know if i was insulted or not, but i was certainly taken aback.

Umm.. can i play my ABBA album now?

Fish wouldn't have got through the front door with black-trousers-that-are tight-and-aren't-really-leggings-because-they-have-pockets-but everyone-else-thinks-they-are-leggings-which-when-you-get-down-to-the-nitty-gritty-they-are on

Dancing queen or super trouper...super...

I don't think fish wears leggings.

Oh Christ! that taffy will be getting her tits out any minute now. She ALWAYS does at parties.

both jude! i just LOVE abba

passing spliff?

I never said that.

*drops budgies cage with two tame Great tits onto table* dont scare them Mississip

she was wearing them the other day, she said so

Carefully removes 'Budgies cage' size 40DD bra from tame tits and looks on in wonder

offers Mississpi drink

Sorry, I popped down the offo and got lost. Took me over two hours to find my way back. Yes, I am still down the West End, Jude.

Jude and Tanya: I don't believe in smoking dope. Stick it in the curry instead. They look like Long-Taled Tits to me, Lesley.

*oh dear, here comes karl and the taffy has her mega tits on display how WILL we control him?*

oh dear, it's not turning into one of those swinger things is it? it was going so well

*Bashes Missi round chops for nicking her Pinot, grabs bottle quaffs same in one go * Hic,..hic... Night everyone, gotta go to work tomorrow,.. *wobbles out of door* (at least I got my wine back)

*Wonders how Missi knows about Piodens endowment*

yeah i gotta go too, my mum says if I'm not in bed by 11pm i have to come home

*dashes back in* forgot carrier bag, where is it, oh God, someone's been sick in it... *wobbles out*

*sneaks out before anyone notices she's gone *

Hi Pi, you leavin , *ogles particularly nice...*

*bursts in with mad stare* Dornt gorr Missi I love thee you norr what I mean I mean you're a sound guy I can see it in your soul your soul is in your eyes and when you got soul you got love and I got love and for thee but mainly for like everyone I love the world and people and... *rubs nose and sniffs* ...mmmm, boddies. Any pies left?

Hi everyone *wonders why all the women look terrified* er...what's up *women form huddlegaggle by way of self defence*

Off to real-time bed. Night all. Thanks Jude.

Come on Felicity, you'd better come home with me before you get into any trouble, *drags Felicity out by the nose ring*

Bloody Hell Emma, your a sodding party pooper, I just saw some nice... Ouch, oi, gerroff O.K. I'll shut up. Bye Folks

Wha! Vare am I? and falls back to sleep in the lady's toilets.

Sorry I'm a bit late.

*Wakes up on the sofa thinking 'Shite I have to get up for work'* Beer bottles cans and overflowing ashtrays litter the thread musta been a goodun

Put the kettle on, Jude.

*Hands Karl cup of tea and sausage and egg sarnie*

look @ the state of this place. Who's going to clean up?

*looks startled, gathers cd's and scarpers*

....and there's a terrible smell of eggs in the kitchen.

who-ever is responsible for the red wine stain on the bedroom carpet get back here now...

It was Missi, Jude..... and it's NOT red wine!

*Frantically puts salt on aforementioned stain*

I recommend some disinfectant too, Jude!