Oscar Night

And I'll start with "DIY Enemas" by Ely for best thread.

Jaspiee is a twat for best insult?

Best Thread: Ely's thread seconded. Best Post: Jasper, the best piece of 4"x4" the phorum has ever seen. Best Troll: Define troll. Do you mean people who go anon or the idiots that come here and erm well, troll for reaction ... like jasper? Best Newcomer: Nicest or best for their unbelievable stupidity? Best Insult: It hasn't happened yet although, if we are allowed to go back to 2004, the one flash mentioned about greco and fanny has to be up there (or not, if you go the double entendre route). Best Slippers: Difficult, this one.

Most unanswered threads: ME ME ME Best object of ridicule: ME ME ME Most conceited retard: ME ME ME

Ooops, nearly forgot a category - thanks for reminding me Jasper Best performance by an insecure antipodean test-tube experiment in a minor role. [%sig%]