Shrouds and sheep

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Sun, 2005-05-15 14:27

Shrouds and sheep

Errr..the cloth of Jesus is a fake. The Church's Shroud of was not only carbon dated to 1400 AD, but it was a 3 : 1 linen weave which Ist century technology did not have...there was linen, yes, but 1:1 weave...and woollen weaves were very expensive and imported!

Now the real shroud of the Nazerene, recently found in Hell/Hale/ Hail Valley, was made of wool with an unusual reverse spin which only Greece manufactured in and prior to the Ist century....scientific fact btw! Errr...the Nazerene was neither Jewish, nor was he buried where they claim he was!
Told ya!

Currently, Israel is pushing and paying to have this valley quickly covered in concrete and houses......I wonder what they really trying to hide...tsk tsk tsk!

A thought: I wonder where Aristotle really went after he was banished from Athens...hmmmmm.....and did his mum, his wife, or girlfriend, tag along?

Sun, 2005-05-15 17:14

Hox

My favourite slippers date back to 2002. They have a 70% wool lining, and were recently found in the cupboard under the stairs. I think Aristotle went to Southend; there is a small take-away on the seafront which still bears his name, large doner £3.50.

Sun, 2005-05-15 23:13

Maxwell Eddison

nhs does it free. Who gives a fuck about some cloth and some grubby athens clout. Sun still rises in the east. Moon still turns the tides. Words are still written and cease to change a thing.

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