abctales at Ember

This sounds a great night. I am really gutted I had to miss it. And more gutted I missed Fish in Fish-net stickings.

Freudian slip there Karl? Stickings?

She didn't have any stickings or stockings Karl, but provocative just the same! Not at all what I expected! I'll dish the dirt on the 15th! Still, I obviously wasn't either! Ralph actually thought I was a woman, I tried to explain I just WANT one! Martin thought I was probably bald, smoked a pipe and was a 'Curmudgeon'! The marine person was (I think) a little unsure but so was I! Sorry to disappoint ! Justyn, the most civilised of the bunch, a nice man. (Not that the others aren't you understand) (you have to cover ya ass here these days!)

That's it? Word count: 14. *seriously disappointed*

...shared cab back with Ralph at 3.00am, on a school night too, am also hung-over...v good night, we were the trouble makers at the back and people kept shushing us.....but it was all fish's fault.. met mississippi too.....and he was very nice....i'm still getting over that....

Still a trifle sparse, I feel, Martin... Not too forthcoming with the gory details... Next?

met fish fish is fox end

Huh! Tell me summat I DON'T know...

Okay, a full report: Graham Clifford- triffic Emily Pedder- superb fishnetstockings - well classy Nick Mortimor - real surprise Phillip Wells - professional as ever. Tony Cook - bald end. Now, on a more important note, did anyone else suffer unreasonably a sore head from the wine (red & white)? By unreasonably I mean after only 3-4 glasses.

Stephen My head is in Danger of falling off due to the wine. Fish pinched my Bum! (is that the kind of stuff you want Andrea). Martin T looks a little like Kenneth Brannagh. Mississipi is a top man. Tony Cook led us astray in the wee hours and I still dont know where I am.. Ralph

Always knew that FishyPerson was a saucy wench!

But does she need a bicycle?

I bet that Tony Cook was drinking water while he was leading you astray in the wee small hours. He's only on this crazy health kick so one day he can call me lardarse.

Ralph You are not a difficult person to lead astray but if I ever mention 'going on to Gerrys' ever again please go instantly deaf, put me in a taxi and send me home. By the way - Steve 'you're a lardarse'.

Not yet mate