The Penis Monologues

size like time is relative

Since penises (peni?) do not come unattached.. cept in rare circumstances when funnily enough they are reffered to as C**ts. I think you will find its precisely.. voting preferences, holiday plans, fat wallets that are important.. Ok. ok. I concede.. size is important.. wallet size.

size shape no pointy's please.

Er...what happened to quality, then?

size + shape + technique = quality. Size is important. All those expressions such as "You don't need to be a big actor to play a good role" are lies created by either i) small dicked men, or ii) the wives of small dicked men trying to make the small dickees feel better.

You obviously ain't read the Kama Sutra. An excellent tome for late night perusal... Illustrated.

HA!!!! Ya reckon?

Hey Stewpot, It really got you going that little penis aside, re: post haranguing!! 1 You DID say you had a life, didn't you?? 2 Not so much of a life when you're worried about the size of your penis. 3 Please be assured I think that you are one PRIZE PRICK. Taps finger waiting for the usual drivel etc. PS Sorry all to all of the real men who KNOW that that size nevers matters, in bed or out of it. Give me a BRAIN anytime. AJ :>0

girth is more important than length i reckon ...

...though i should add that a reliable erection is more winning than anything ...

*trousers tighten*

tho the girth/length combo IS nice ...

slut :)

martin that is :)

But think how entertaining it would be if you could pee round corners! You'd never be bored again! Provided, of course, you actually were entertained by that kind of thing

nicest thing you've ever said to me doggie (style)

a brain, a tongue and at LEAST an average size please... ;o)

I can't help but read the word penis as pen-is, as in the thing you write with, and the word is. Sad or what? What do you consider average, Liana? And does circumcision matter? Certainly makes 'em LOOK bigger, in my experience of the little dears

well it's not so much the *look* thats vital (tho agree with wearied on pointy thing)

feels inadequate. inadequate says 'go and play with yourself'.

Hence the 1960's graffito, Aridayle, "The penis mightier than the sword".

Lol! brilliant!

Gasp... sorry I'm late... puff... pant... Jesus. Hello Auntie Jackie. Right. >It really got you going that little penis aside, re: post haranguing!! don't remember that far back. > 1 You DID say you had a life, didn't you?? Yes. And your point is? > 2 Not so much of a life when you're worried about the size of your penis. Oh right. I'm not worried about the size of my penis. I'm quite happy with it. > 3 Please be assured I think that you are one PRIZE PRICK. Why?

Of course I'm huge...

Stewpot 1 you really must concentrate more, it's amazing what you can learn. (Re: memory loss, there are some good remedies, I believe to be purchased from reputable outlets.) 2 I have no points only curves!! 3 Aw shucks, come on now, YOU KNOW. 4 How come you didn't queery the brain question?? On second thoughts, don't bother, I already know. AJ

He may be small ...err.. err.. average size (10 inches is it not). But he is pretty damned good looking.. If I may seyzo. Cuts a dashing figure in a tuxedo and bow-tie.

I just looked at that web site Emily so kindly posted. For those who haven't, it is an advertisement for a procedure to "restore foreskin." At the bottom of their home page, there is a button to click to make a donation. ahem.

i once sent annie lennox a donation thru the mail restore foreskin? but why? they get caught in zips and, in some legendary cases, make you pee round corners