and of course ... the chickens will be STUFFED with hormones to make them all big and juicy ... now where is the research into the eating of such creatures and the subsequent effect on mood and/or sex drive?
eh?
Chicken, the forbidden food for male creatures.
Chicken, the food that spoils the balance of masculine behaviour.
beware! chickens are served everywhere!
;o)
you females are always on about chickens, how about cockerels? (careful, no smut)
I'm on aol, but I'm not a proxy. Stilll better check my irritability!
Irritability Test,
You put a male person a chicken a forum and at least three provokative women and see what will take place
a. the male person's mouth is suddenly covered with froth
*kids don't do this at home*
b. the male person's buttock has wax and his left leg is broken
c. the male person is bored to death (attention! in this case the male is in desperate need of testosterone ... the low rates of this hormone in his body neutralised his behaviour and brought sleepiness to this exciting experiment of science)
;oP
Dolphins are never dull whether they swim through the sea, the sky, or interesting threads started by other talented swimmers. Long may you sparkle, long may you shine, fish and dolphin
I'm sorry to be snippy, Mr Skydolphin, but 'buttock' was YESTERDAYS word - it's OLD HAT (great drink!)
as I don't know what today's word is, I shall have to get down from this high-horse (stumbles, sprawls on floor) Unggg! and slink away, with my cutting thrust unthrusted.
(slinks)
Sorry! I keep doing this - I called Ari a man too! what a fool -(and I remember I read some of your work the fist day I joined and looked at your details.
Problem is, I'm not sexist, so I can't tell the difference (gets me in a lot of trouble)
Mr Skydolphin what do you have to say about the new cigar "MaleInternetum"
-Oh, easy draw, nice aroma, great flavor. After a good chicken meal that my lovely wife prepares for me, I drink my beer while I smoke this fine cigar in front of my pc's screen.
Doesn't this habit create numbness of feet?
-No, on the contrary. Both my legs are broken due to the wax that is usually spread all over the forum-floors, this numbness that you're referring to is in fact diminishing pain. Furthermore, no wax, no pax!!!
Mr Skydolphin is it true that your wife is having nightmares of you being stuck in your chair while there is an orgy taking place between authors and various intellectual types in forums?
-My wife is sleeping quite well, thank you.
But Mr Skydolphin!!!!..........
-No more questions please!
What a nice thread - so well behaved and no vandals in sight.
Perhaps the answer is to let the gentler sex start all the threads - no - better yet, let the women do it;0)
Having sex (including taking yourself in hand) does increase the amount of testosterone which is supposed to have beneficial effects apart from the murderous rages.
Did anyone figure out what Stormy's picture was - a robot?
Nice to see you having a joke Sky.
Like I said - great thread.
I have to appologise for my part in the testosterone wars - sorry everybody - I'm quite serious when I say I'm a looney.
Full moons always make me manic and often paranoid ;-(
Perhaps a bit more sex might help ;-)
Come off it e-griff - your only jealous 'cos you didn't get in there first;-) Wasn't it you who took Ari's cherry? Ooppss - no you gave her yours. Confused? Tou will be...
e-griff.. if you are having trouble telling the difference between the males and the females around here.. do what I do.
Stare at the waxy polished floor..
..you can look right up the togas.
And if you see something wink back at you, Well it must be a....
ok, Mykle grab a mop and call the rest of the boys to clear away the wax!!!! the girls will prepare some chicken meal and then you can smoke the pipe of peace with the rest of the tribe!!! ;o)
I wrote her a song,
it didn't take long,
but she deserved it!
You haven't wrote me one! she wrote several.
Vodka ! that 's all 'Old Hat' now! (mmmmmmm! archie!)
i have such high testosterone levels i am growing a beard ... HOWEVER this has no apparent effect on my irritation levels ...
just thought i'd share ...
I think the wax is the only reason most of the males are here Sky ;-) I don't want to start smoking again - I had the devil of a time giving up last month - perhaps if I do a Clinton...
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