A little fun....
Thu, 2003-01-09 14:46
#1
A little fun....
I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket, so I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse @!#$. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a damn.
My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
Rokkitnite
'I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"'
He ought to have given you a ticket for such an awful cliche.
Liana
isnt that standard americanese?
Stephen Gardiner
So, awful cliche.
QED
Liana
*wags a finger*
justyn_thyme
*wonders which one...finger that is*
(note proper use of wonder...not wander)
Troy Leon
OH SORRY!!!!!!!
To be honest... not much on the "Telly"? at my house.
Sorry to post something stupid.
Americans!
As we say, "My Bad, gangsta"
Karl Wiggins
What were you doing wearing tyres?
Tony Cook
Are we talking urban myths here Troy? Nice line though!
justyn_thyme
Awww, come on....that's a slightly gussied up version of a television ad that's been playing for months.
Still funny, though. Just try to be sure that the owner of the car doesn't find you.
Liana
Yes. playing in the UK, but Troy is an american i believe....