Gallions Reach

> get your head down. yes i like that. Mornin!

'finely honed cunnilingus technique' is that bit true? who says you don't only talk about sex? (kind of noticed that no-one's paying attention anymore to this thread so i'm wondering if that's going to go unnoticed too! hurrah to me)

Nothing ever escapes The Twitching Dysfunctional Family. We are vigilant; we feel your presence.

damn bugger. knew it would be you who'd suss me. am enjoying your smogness highly stuey.

*Blushes* Marchy that mind of yours!!!!!

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Don't watch it I'm afraid

it certainly becoming schmultzy. i like it better when the girls are having problems with men, not when they've found a man they like. Burgher is too cute to be real, but i know he ain't gonna last. i saw in ES that Carrie gets it together with somebody who in real life used to be a ballet dancer. he's really ugly and old, so that's okay. looking forward to that. i also love Harry soo much, so that's not fair either. some of Samantha's sexual positions cannot be real. the one when the waiter is sitting on her and she's doing a bit of a shoulder stand. anyone else done that?

Hmmmmm, shark jumpery? As I understand it the whole shark jumping thing relates to when a series allows itself to think a) it can get away with anything because it is so popular or b)run out of ideas and therefore thinks it can get away with anything. Therefore, the fonzy shark leaping affair is the point at which this became plain for Happy Days. I'm not sure that there's been a moment in Sex In The City that has made me think 'they've really blown it' yet. Though perhaps Carrie's continued flirtation with Big is pushing it, as everyone she sleeps with is infinately funnier, sexier and more charming than that big, crap potato of a character. Samantha's sex life is plainly boring me, and quite possibly the woman who plays her. Charlotte's conversion to judeaism is just a bit rubbish. Perhaps the moment will arrive when I think 'they have betrayed everything they ever intended'. Oh god, I didn't realise I had such deep opinions on 'Sex and the City'. I wish Kyle Machlachlan's character would come back

> anyone else done that? I think that was computer generated imagery wasn't it? I mean, why would anybody do that? I don't like to be rude but, wouldn't that position, like, snap his dick off? Emily D would know. Should we ask Emily D?

I thought you might know Studley, you're always boasting over at smog about your prowess.

No I'm not. Am I?

i just had a look at the smog site trying to find studley's boastings and was reading some of the feedback and it's kind of scary. much more abusive than here.

his "unshaven,rough boy loving," har de har har har

where's that?

hmmm... i see... is that all made up? i like the bit about how the girl didn't want to know about him anymore cos he was too good. after reading august's entry it all seems a bit contrived.

*chokes on tea*

Who's Tea?

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i now know why you wear a suit. it's ok now. i forgive you.

surprised they let you wear trainers with it though. YES i have just broken the Genius Diss Rules AGAIN!!

Are we allowed to google it.

o and i'm going home now so sorry if i can't answer back.

What are you ranting on about? You have to submit work to smog.net. And if the team of highly paid editors like it they will put it up there. Don't hold your breath though. I've only seen two writers accepted in three years. One was me and the other was Damian. Anybody can write, er, summat on the smog.blog but you have to register as a member first. Nobody from the Genial Diss seems to have the balls to do it though because I'm even more impressive over there than I am here. Why do I wear a suit exactly?

Studley she's gone home, to real life and probably a real man bless her, Cyberprats are only amusing during office hours. Now get your head down like a good boy and get some work done for the last hour, afterall i'm paying your bally wages, i think someone else said that.