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3... lol... has to be 1

"I'll have you Butler!'

I think 3. It really spoils the journey for me when people do that. I don't know why they don't have special seats for it, after all they've taken away the smoking area .

Ah ha, Freda, you're no doubt a fan of the philosopher Diogenes then. He lived in outrageous poverty (legend says in a tub) and with a conspicuous disregard for social conventions that led to his being nicknamed kuon (the dog). His main principles were that happiness is attained by satisfying only one's basic natural needs (and in the cheapest and easiest way), practising self-sufficiency, and that what is natural cannot be indecent and should be done in public. Whether or not he "spilled his seed on the ground" (as the Bible terms Onanism) in public, has never quite been ascertained, but by very nature of the fact that he once whined, "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate," it's to be presumed that he did. (Onanism is actually an unfortunate euphemism because Onan, an obscure character in Genesis, being forced to marry his brother's widow was unwilling to impregnate her. Spilling his seed on the ground (Genesis 38:9) seems to have been more a case of birth control by coitus interruptus than self-abuse, but it is as a ****** that the hapless Onan has been applauded in the English language).