Birthday Bitch

So mama has Greek heritage.  She also had a birthday recently and I had a coffee mug sent to her with the Greek word for Mom and when I called to see if she got it she acknowledged that she did but couldn’t leave it at that.  Couldn’t just thank me and tell me she loves me.  Hell no.  Had to remind me that I had sent her a coffee mug on a previous birthday with the Greek word for Mother.  Essentially she told me that I sent her the same gift twice when she could have just said thank you and I love you but no she had to remind me that I fucked up in her view so I asked her why she’s being a bitch and she accused me of calling her a bitch and I corrected her no I said she’s being one behaving like one when she could have just said thank you I love you how are you I love you thank you for the gift for thinking about me for making the effort to send me a gift instead of putting a spotlight on my repetition.  She loves the gift of course she does she just wanted to let me know that she now has two coffee mugs and doesn’t need a third so I shouldn’t be so sensitive and I’m so mean to call my own mama a bitch and again I reinforced that I did not say she’s a bitch but her behavior is bitchy that’s what I meant when I asked why she’s being a bitch but she couldn’t let it go hell no now I’m in the doghouse with mama because she’s being a bitch when she could have just said thank you I love you would that have been so hard?