Christmas Parties

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Thu, 2003-12-04 17:39

Christmas Parties

I am all over the threads today, i do apologise.... but....

its that time of the year... for those of you who are office workers... (not me hahah) ... where you all get to be mortally embarrassed at something you do, or someone you know does.

When i was 17 the art department went out for a meal to a pizza restaurant where everyone got thoroughly trolleyed.. at the end of the night, i was offered a lift by the fantastically gorgeous head graphic designer... the finance director (fat fifty and oilier than a barrel full of rotten olives) (who had forced himself on our party in the first place) came out of the restaurant with us and proceeded to pin me to the car for a spongy wet frenetic snog which seemed to go on for ages (i was too young and scared to get out of it).. the look of disgust on G designers face made me weep for months afterwards...

Said finance director is now a local councillor, and the taste of garlic bread still takes me back there..

Yuck.. any regrets anyone?

(peter finance, do not post anything below)

Thu, 2003-12-04 17:42

Tony Cook

I can't remember.

Thu, 2003-12-04 17:46

jab16

I have literally photocopied my rear-end at a Christmas party...does that count? The resulting picture was amazingly realistic (ie, disgusting and mortifying).

Thu, 2003-12-04 18:22

fish

i have a history of unwise snogs at christmas parties ... once my normally sober dignified and lurch like boss got ratted and snogged me repeatedly which was a bit of a shock particularly when he had morphed back into total normality by the next day at work and never ever mentioned it again until he did a repeat performance the next year ... the next year i had been taken over by another boss and HE decided he wasnt going to be outdone and snogged me too ... three days later he came out in my kitchen after being married for 23 years ... but not to me ... after that i contented myself with snogging a very nice shy bloke from the office who was quite short and who squeaked "you will eat me for breakfast" thankfully i dont work in an office now ... the prison isnt having a christmas do this year ...and i might go to nigma with bert and have an all day breakfast served all day which is HIS office do ...

Thu, 2003-12-04 18:43

gail

went to a work xmas party on Monday. Nothing scandalous to report. Had quite a good time. Didn't get into any trouble snogging anyone I shouldn't have. Phew!!

Thu, 2003-12-04 19:47

freda

I've already started the mistletoe season (Liana knows about that) but it wasn't embarrassing. What does make me cringe is something which happened when I was about 15. We were playing Postman's Knock at Bruce's party. Bruce was quite a dish in our circle. Everyone wanted to get picked by him or whatever (I can't even remember the rules of that game any more, does anyone ?) but I had to snog his Dad instead. Which seemed bad at the time because not only was he a 'grown-up' but had a bristly moustache. Now it seems positively out of order. [%sig%]

Fri, 2003-12-05 12:28

Sirren

I am going to have my own christams party in my office. However as my office is half of my sculpture studio, and I am the only one working here it will only result in humiliation if anyone opens the door to discover me naked + mince pies and snogging the bronze frog! No cause for gossip there.

Fri, 2003-12-05 12:33

Rachel

Aw, Nat. I'll come. As long as you don't snog me! I have a history of snogging wildly inappropriate people at staff doos but won't bore you with the details. A few years ago we had a new office junior start just before Christmas and I was ordered by the powers that be to look after her and make sure that she got home OK. Sharing a taxi at the end of the evening, we were both pretty hammered, and she announced that she was going to be sick. I had a brand new handbag and a boots carrier bag. I carefully took everything out of my handbag: phone, purse, fags, general crap that handbags seem to grow and put them all in the boots bag and handed her the handbag to puke in to. Mid-vomit she looked at me and said: you could have just given me the carrier bag you know.

Fri, 2003-12-05 15:18

hovis

..uh oh....I do hope SHE got the handbag as an early xmas pressie!!!! Imagine dumping it in the hall and taking that out the next night...

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