Literary Nude Calendars on sale NOW!
Thu, 2003-12-11 16:57
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Literary Nude Calendars on sale NOW!
OK, here's the deal: you get twelve glossy-paged months of zesty, literary nakedness, acted out by UEA's own Creative Writing Society. All you have to do is make out a cheque to Mr J. T. Stone, and send it to:
Jon Stone,
7 Brunswick Road,
Norwich,
Norfolk,
NR2 2HA
It's five pounds per calendar, plus an extra fifty pence for postage and packaging (please!). Don't forget to include your address, and be quick - they're selling like hot cakes!
Once my essays are done, I'll try to find a way to put some sample pages up on the old Internet.
Buddha
What, doing that cross-legged thing?
1legspider
Yup.. especially when you have just shaved..
Hen
Well, there's no actual fanny. But there are arses, legs and tits.
Spack
Yes, they don't call me the 'best buttocks in Norwich' for nothing.
I pay them.
A lot.
Everybody buy some nudity! I promise full frontal Beef! Wow, that is a fantastic thing to type. Let me do it again.
FULL FRONTAL BEEF!
It's so liberating.
Everyone should buy one - you ain't seeing nothing until you've seen Hairy Potter - honestly.
*pulls at collar and blows hair out of eyes*
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Paul Greco
Hang on, (and forgive my lewd workingclassness here) let's get one thing straight. Can you confirm this is not some arty-farty affair, and we do get to see actual fanny, and everything?
mississippi
Save your fiver dicko. If you want to see some 'actual fanny' try looking in a mirror.