Formal Invitation
Thu, 2004-03-25 12:11
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Formal Invitation
Jude "the animal" Eydmann Requests your Attendance
A Sunday Night Party
Date: Sunday 28th March 8.00pm -Late
Location: The ABC "Gen Diss" phorum
Please bring (to your pc) a bottle/cans/cocoa and nibbles
RSVP
Advantages of Cyberparty over old fasioned party;
If you get drunk you won't end up snogging some random unattractive
Everyone can listen to the music of their choice
Nobody will nick your decent claret leaving you to drink leibfraumilch all night
You don't have to worry about getting home or where you'll sleep
Nobody gets left out of the conversation
Wearing the same outfit as someone else doesn't matter
mississippi
The mississippi above IS a drag and I don't have a demon address
Karl Wiggins
I'll bring along a Party 7 and a bottle of Merrydown soider.
Vicky
Ohhh I'll be there jude... jaffa cakes and vodka as well
Other advantages
No one can laugh at your dancing without you hearing
No one can SEE you dancing in the first place
You can smoke without feeling like a leper
You don't have to inhale other peoples smoke
Flirting is totally safe
Emma
Save me an armchair.
further advantages
no queues for loos
no need for spot coverup
no need to upset the neighbours
no need to share the peanuts
rachel
He spelled Mississippi right, George. That's progress!
Emma
It's amazing what a bit of motivation can do for your spelling.
mississippi
I obviously overlooked the showbiz maxim, 'say what you like about me but spell my name right'. It transposes to trolldom very well.
Mizzyzippi
Bet you can't guess who i am.
Karl Wiggins
Who cares?
jude
I'm putting up the decorations...
Emma
I've been a bit of a party pooper and eaten my peanuts last night, hey ho.
jude
I am a little disappointed in the turn out
COME ON
jude
ooh I am getting ever so excited!!! I must confess I have hit the soider already
If this is succesful maybe we can have a "Virtual ecumenical Church service on Easter Sunday" !!
Flashypinocchio
I shall be there to monitor the rudness, i will be equipped with a Pizza Piccante and soft drinks.............and perhaps patate frtiz? along with other munchies.
Karl Wiggins
George will enjoy that one.
jude
My sermon will touch his heart with fire and convert him...
actually...that's not very realistic really is it...carried away...its the soider!!!
stormy
I'm out Sunday nights.
If you see a skinny, dishevelled looking bloke turn up at about 11,
call the police because there is an intruder in your house.
1legspider
Clashes with comitment to another online party. Try and fit you in next time.
*one's social calendar is so full these days*
mississippi
can you come in drag
jude
btw ...I hope you all remembered to put your clocks forward
jude
yes
Flash
Put our clocks forward for what?
Vicky
As i recall you did that at another party Missus
jude
British Summer Time
(yeah some fat chance)
s.d
haha
s.d
*blushes*
going looking for an outfit for the doo..
Liana
It's been a GORGEOUS day here today ... hammock out soon!!
Emma
Hey but it's been really sunny and almost hot in Sheffield. Kids are still outside playing footie and I've actually done some gggaarrdenning...talking of cider, the decomposed apples under our tree nearly had the effect of a couple of pints of that stuff,..
*veers to left and right*