E-Bachelorette Party

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Thu, 2004-04-29 22:28

fish-(unverified)

E-Bachelorette Party

ok folks ...

come on with your tepid lambrusco and your cheesy footballs ...

its time to help me celebrate the ending of my ten years in the wilderness ... yes that's right ... i have finally trapped His Bertness behind the Door of Domesticity ... (it is heart shaped) ... and he is moving in at the weekend ...

for those of you who don't know ... bert (commonly known as Robert) and i met on these very threads three years ago ... liked each others poems ... (tho he liked mine ever so slightly more) ... flirted via email for a while ... met and felt terrified (specially him) and then were Very Good Friends for about 9 months ...

we got together as it were under the twinkling of eddie gibbons Magical Wand of Lurve in a weekend visit to eddie and eri'c in manchester at the beginning of january two years ago ...

the rest as they say is (very fraught and emotionally volatile) history and i shall ever be grateful for those friends (some from abc) who listened to my endless carping and bleating over the last couple of years ... actually some of it was hell ... but i do absolutely adore the silly old chump ... there isnt anyone i like more than i like bert ...

so... here we are ... it's finally decided ... this is my last night of being whatever it is ... from here on in we are lumping it together ... kids, work, lives ... and seeing what happens ...

so do raise your glass to this terrifying venture ... i can't wait ...

*runs about squawking and flapping*

Sat, 2004-05-01 17:49

1legspider

Just caught up with this news... Congratulations to Fish and Robert... a fine poetic duo.

Sat, 2004-05-01 18:05

Andrea

Yep, huge congrats FishBert. You planning to grace the planet with any (more) little Fishlets?

Sat, 2004-05-01 18:14

neil_the_auditor

If you do they'll be mini "aliberts" (say it quickly...)

Sat, 2004-05-01 18:25

Andrea

Ooooh, dear, that's clever, that is :-)

Thu, 2004-04-29 22:51

neil_the_auditor

Everyone else in the pub?? Well, I'll be the first to offer congratulations! Nice to know that someone still has an eye for a "silly old chump!" * nervously scrutinises old Emails and discussion group entries for least hint of flirtatiousness *

Thu, 2004-04-29 22:53

fish

cheers neil ... *raises large glass of pimms* yes you know you have to watch these electronic whatnots ...

Thu, 2004-04-29 22:54

John

Be Happy.

Thu, 2004-04-29 22:57

Flash

congratulations

Thu, 2004-04-29 23:02

#10

Hox

Poor Bert. He was a nice lad. It's sad to see them go so young........... *stifles sob*

Thu, 2004-04-29 23:03

#11

fish

will you be sending The Slippers of Consolation?

Thu, 2004-04-29 23:19

#12

mississippi

I wish both a long and happy lumpness.

Thu, 2004-04-29 23:22

#13

Hox

not forgetting the cardigan of condolence and the striped pyjamas of eternal rest. [%sig%]

Thu, 2004-04-29 23:47

#14

Rachel

Oooooooooh out with the chopper hopper and the ridiculous deedeeboppers..........

Fri, 2004-04-30 00:11

#15

stormy

*staggers into party, notices Bach's Air on a G-string, puts into pocket in case gets lucky later* *picks up skull* *lights a Hamlet* *begins speech* Alas, poor Bertie! I knew him: a fellow of infinite vests, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me drunk on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! Her gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the forum on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite fish-fallen? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch (hahahaha) thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that. Prithee, fellatio will follow. *Puffs*

Fri, 2004-04-30 01:36

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Vicky

LOL I'm sure you'll keep each other entertained for many years to come Fish... my best wishes to both of you

Fri, 2004-04-30 01:36

#17

Vicky

But no water fights now d'you hear?

Fri, 2004-04-30 08:22

#18

choose

another good bloke gone to ruin...... did Bert never read Meeting Mother?

Fri, 2004-04-30 09:10

#19

fish

ooooo dear choose ... i think he did and he didn't like it ... and vicky ... i can't wait to ambush him with my pistol bwahahahaaaa

Fri, 2004-04-30 09:19

#20

justyn_thyme

Congrats Fish and Bert!

Fri, 2004-04-30 10:05

#21

purplehaze

I love a good romance...sigh...this has cheered me up after missi's post (grrrrr), thank you Fish, and I hope you'll be very happy together and may he always pick up his own dirty laundry and put it in the laundry bin himself. The road to domestic bliss is paved with small acts of consideration, mostly involving smelly socks - not wearing them in bed, not thinking it's funny to throw them up onto the light fittings, or seeing if they'll stick to the wall yet... god I wish I could meet a man with reasonalbe personal habits...:-) good luck with it Fish :-) Laugh a lot:-) H PS this weekend is Beltane, April 30th to May 1st and is traditionally an ancient time of jumping over the broomstick, and fecundity and all that - good omen I think for starting a new stage in your relationship:-) true true. Hooray hooray The first of May Outdoor sex begins today :-) but no socks to be worn under sandals please

Fri, 2004-04-30 10:47

#22

fish

ooo beltane ... what a nice coincidence ...

Fri, 2004-04-30 11:13

#23

Emma

It's much too cold for outdoor sex purps, wishing you all happiness and joy fish and bert, will you post joint poems now under 'fishbert', Now fish, you'll have to peg down all four corners of that duvet.

Fri, 2004-04-30 11:18

#24

fish

he is only moving in so he can steal my poems ... i KNOW it ...

Fri, 2004-04-30 11:20

#25

Emma

I'll take care of them for you if you like... can I commission you to write me some? so many things to say, so crap at poetry...

Fri, 2004-04-30 11:29

#26

fish

oh yes ... i am always open to commission ... but will NOT be paid in cakes ... how cheap does anyone think i AM?

Fri, 2004-04-30 11:31

#27

Emma

not even muffins (no inuendo intended)?

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