Stop bullies treating their victims like cereal

Chin up, Hilary Uss!

You're just big, fat, spoon-shagging bowl of Alpen. I know this would happen, just because I fight back. Why don't you just go and stick your bendy spoon in someone else's cutlery draw. I am not a cornflake. I am not muesli. I will never let you drag me into your breakfast. Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day. It is immoral to have sex with cereal bowls and cutlery.

I'm a WeetaBix man me. I like a bit of roughage. But I'd do porridge for you Hilary Uss.

is it immoral to have sex with a fresh chicken? And then put it back in the fridge when youre done..hum??hum???!

Depends if it's been plucked. Stuffing tastes better.

Is it immoral to have sex with a goat and then milk it for your cornflakes a couple of days later? Is it immoral to be bullied by a goat.

Is it immoral to fancy someone who had sex with a chicken and a goat and then ate cornflakes without any milk?

Depends whether they had sex with the chicken and the goat at the same time. A threesome may be immoral, and abstaining from the "infected" milk doesn't make it right.