Ten most annoying people currently thread

1. Ken Livingstone 2. Robert Kilroy Silk 3. Some one I work with 4. My mother 5. Jamie Oliver 6. That guy on the Halifax ads sorry I can only think of 6

the Beckhams that makes 8 and cisse (who plays for Liverpool) merely on the account that he is black and has bleached his hair and beard. So that makes 9.... Oh George Bush...obvious or is that dumb, foolish and dangerous rather than annoying?

heh... I know what you mean Ben. Since Lolita has already been written (by a man whose first language wasn't even English) is there even a point to writing anything else...?

Oh, go on Colin, you know you want to, and I have a sneaky feeling that Flashy's opening post was a sprat to catch a whale.

It makes me so angry. Sometimes that first paragraph rattles around my idea-deviod head like a Russian taunt from beyond the grave. Damn you Nabokov. How I love you. BTW - read Despair if you haven't already. It's also infuriatingly good. [%sig%]

i shouldnt be annoyed and i disagree with this thread because i read yesterday that if you want good things to happen to you - don't say bad things about people ... anyway ... i should be patiently accepting situations blah blah blah .... but the builders next door woke me up early with their banging and clattering and scraping and NOW they have some ODIOUS commercial station on the radio playing dead loud in the garden next door and it is coming through my open windows and making me FUME ...

... and i am trying to WRITE ... bastards ...

i like enzo tho ...

1. Someone I work with 2. Mark Kermode 3. Wolfgang Peterson 4. Myself (for being useless and lazy) 5. Alexandre Dumas (for the boring bit in the middle of Monte Cristo) 6-10. Guardian columnists (but not Simon Hogart)

I forgot Derek out of Big brother.

Actually i forgot all the inmates currently residing in big brother.

I tried really hard to think of an anser to this, but, despite the occassional rant, I don't really get annoyed by anyone, unless they think they are God's gift, and even then I sort of guess they are quite small inside. This is what Buddhism can do to you. It teaches you to empathise with everyone. Absolutely EVERYONE. Nabokov was a bloody genius.

Flash... hehehehehe LOL

Paxman My Bank Manager The Dalai Llama ( makes everyone look bad ) The man in the bank advert who says "new customers only" Arsene Wenger Trinni Susannah Michael Jackson His Lawyer Blair

Oh God yes! Trinny & Susannah - there I've got my ten.

Well Knickers to you too nickers!!!! pffffffff!!

Hmmm. I can't actually think of any! Maybe my mother, but that's not a 'current' situation. More like 'historical'.

;o)

Jorge Mourhino - who he? Now Jose Mourinho - one funny guy, tongue firmly in cheek. He must hug himself in mirth, that certain sections of the press (yes and abctales members) take what he says seriously. Mind you he does win stuff. The Portugese Brian Clough? [%sig%]

Not sure about Chris Evans. He hasn't annoyed me since he left the limelight: circa 1996.

Ok replace him with IrvingBronsky

After looking at Irvy's CV it appears we could have done with his patronage before we got rid of the head-cases!

Oh this is gonna be SO easy....

Gordon! [%sig%]

Wot, ten times?

I was a very good boy, cos i didn't include smikey.

11. My dentist.

Are you lot going to play properly or wot? pffffffffffffff!!

Ok - the other nine, umm... Jamie Oliver Amanda Burton Clive Woodward (even though I'm rooting for the Lions, he's such a smug git) Terri Hatcher Gary Rhodes Our headmaster - shan't name him cos. I'm sure he googles himself constantly. and That continuity announcer on Paramount who thinks she's a stand up comic ... I know I'm two short but nobody else is currently annoying me! [%sig%]

DAN BROWN The man is currently holding the title of my Official Enemy. I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS RESEARCH HE WRITES LIKE A SEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD AND HAS HAD FOUR BOOKS IN THE TOP TEN FOR A YEAR!!!! I mean this: I have many, many times read better on ABCTales. For Example: KJHeratige's 25000 words of his novel are INFINITELY BETTER. Also: - Michael Winner - The Crazy Frog and his little Chicken mate and the other one, the lizard or whatever. Or their creator, who I saw on GMTV, acting like he'd done a great thing for the world. - While I'm on the subject: The guy that wants to allow mobiles on the tube. - Vladamir Nabokov for writing Despair and Lolita, the books that I should have written. "Everyone has a book or two in them, Ben" Bloody right and he wrote mine. The bastard. - The guy that plays the elf in lord of the rings, orlando bloom. He can't act. At all. - Uri Geller. For obvious reasons. "I'm Michael's friend and I believed in him so he was found not guilty! Touch the orange spot and the spoon will bend..." Ben

'Our headmaster - shan't name him cos. I'm sure he googles himself constantly.' Yes we don't to embarrass the poor chap.

Yes well, he is very short - I think it must have stunted his growth. [%sig%]

Oh, the temptation. But I won't. I'm trying to be good.