Don't be my valentine - BBF

http://www.abctales.com/story/barely-black-francis/dont-be-my-valentine-...

I like this because it's topical - and because Valentine's Day is cack when it involves cards with poems not written by the sender, and this is specific and full of details. I also liked the word 'dare' with regards to touching someone's fingers. Everyone can identify with that.

(Should there be an apostrophe after 'cottagers'?)